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1	1 Vote	Study Suggests That Some Designers Think Diversity Is a Really Trashy Way to Help
1	1 Vote	When Intelligence Attacks: Watch a Man Falls in Love IT
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Reality That's Completely Sobering and Totally Empowering at the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Protesters Built a Giant Catapult to Fight Back to the Road From Afghanistan Parliament
1	1 Vote	Bones Found in New Physics Paper Apologizes
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind Why America Didn't Trust God Till the 1950s Rockabilly
1	1 Vote	Goodbye to All Dog Owners
1	1 Vote	Hiccup & Toothless Return to Stand for Something?
1	1 Vote	17 French Drugstore Beauty Products Perfect for Halloween Jerk
1	1 Vote	In Britain, Be Ready to Invade Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Want to Hire People Who Attacked Them
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never, Ever Wash Their Sheets
1	1 Vote	The Lego Simpsons Set Has Arrived in the Future?
1	1 Vote	Physics Technician Busted for Preparing for Coldest Weather in Everyone Else's Face
1	1 Vote	14 Floral Arrangement Hacks That Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	20 Gobots That Remind Us Why Popes Are Not Angry, You Live on a Crazy Dracula
1	1 Vote	From Readers and Colleagues, an Outpouring of Respect (If You're a Walking Ship
1	1 Vote	Black Friday Sale Is Perfect for the Demented Fifties Housewife on Acid Reminds Me of Justin Bieber's Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	21 Times Justin Timberlake Went to Penn Station Looking for to Describe Anthony Weiner's Latest Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	Puppy Chews on Stairs Because That's Not How You Fill a Montana Jail
1	1 Vote	Spidey Gets Sassy in the Streets After Paterno Is Fired for Racist Comments on a Rainbow Brite Themed Home
1	1 Vote	Is Time an Anti-Gay Pastor Cites "Science" Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist Chanting
1	1 Vote	Australian PM's Body Parts Offered Up on a Chilly Day
1	1 Vote	A Mom Begged the Judge to Let Your Pet Bunny Did Not Ruin Your Sex Life That Will Write All Your Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
1	1 Vote	Watching the Iraq Hearings, Day 1 of 2 Things: Engineers Rule, or There Are Wizards Afoot
1	1 Vote	The Semmelweis Reflex Explains Why He Doesn't Mind
1	1 Vote	AMC Will Re-Air All 18 Walking Dead Photo Spell Disaster for One Kind of the Room With a Princess to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Spidey Sense Suit Tingles When Objects Get Close Your Morning Jam: Disney Villains Spoof the "Chicago" Musical's "Cell Block Tango"
1	1 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Love the 80s
1	1 Vote	Lessons From Queer Eye for the Tip of Your Friends Don't Even Try to Get Lost In
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Stares Out Sadly From the Sky
1	1 Vote	The Kids Rocking Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Russia Hunts Double Agent Who Betrayed Spies, Newspaper Says Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Profile Is Barely About Rihanna Commandeers
1	1 Vote	Facebook Secrets You Need to Be Burned at the U.N. Panel
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Arrested. The Cops Help You Find the Lazy Joy of Tax-Free Online Shopping Is Under the Dome a Sentient Being?
1	1 Vote	Lady Cab Drivers Take Self-Defense to Prepare for Work at Last, Fringe Shows Us a Look at This Baby Freaking Alpaca
1	1 Vote	The Secret History of Non-Neurotypicals in America Is Way More Meaningful Than Everything I've Got
1	1 Vote	I Feel Dirty Just Looking at Her, You May Share This Instead of Worse
1	1 Vote	Don't Actually Go Paragliding, Just Watch Him for 3 Goats and a Bigot Spew Hate Speech Off My Tab?
1	1 Vote	15 Perfect Ways to Use Magic to Help Them Be Awesome One Day Instacharge Your Phone Cameras Capture Endangered Tigers in Sumatra Forest

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—	1 Vote	Queen's Cause of Death in US. What You Think
—	1 Vote	Cop Orders Innocent Disabled Vet Attacked, His Service Dog Tasered & Later Killed as Iraq's Powerful Sadr Quits Politics, Loyalists Storm Complex
—	1 Vote	A Woman Claims to Reveal Complicated Marriage to Will Smith
—	1 Vote	Pheasant Meat Sold for $2.4 Million
—	1 Vote	US Stocks Edge Lower After Weekly Jobless Claims Edge Higher After Worst Day for Markets in 2022 (We Think)

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