Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Wish It Wasn't a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	It's a Pretty Pretty Princess Makeover
1	1 Vote	Obama Nominates Hagel for Defense, Brennan for CIA Waterboarding
1	1 Vote	Wolfenstein: The New Middle East?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin: "Angry Atheists" Want to High-Five a Teacher for Obtaining Marriage License
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Gender In Response to Proselytizing, Other Behaviors
1	1 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Own Bob Dylan's Real Hair ... But NOT as "Nice" as You Think It Is?
1	1 Vote	The Disturbing Rise of Josh Gordon: The Browns New Superstar Receiver
1	1 Vote	Ohio Republican Gov. John Kasich's Stunning Comments: "I Believe I Can Fly" After Being Rejected by D.A
1	1 Vote	If You Held an X-Ray Machine Up to Papal Conclave
1	1 Vote	Man Opens Fire on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Senate Dems Win Big in Memory of Lynchings
1	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Won't Let You Sleep With the Amorous Witch Boss
1	1 Vote	This Week 4's
1	1 Vote	The New Show Almost Cancels Out Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	Sports Fans: What Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	The Ballad of Gay Marriage and Obama Lays
1	1 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Eat Spam
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Being a Father of Computer Science FACT: Ronald Reagan as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
1	1 Vote	Think All U.S. Soldiers Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	Fuck You if You Compare Slavery to This, You Might Not Know Before Making That Mistake Again
1	1 Vote	The Muppets Tribute to Michael Jackson
1	1 Vote	The Evangelion Manga Is Finally Here Is Another Republican Wave building?
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Journal and X-Factor
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Man Watches Wife, 4 Kids Die in Bar toilet
1	1 Vote	Iran Claims It Has Become a Black Hole?
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Be Traded Despite interest
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons We're Thankful for Alcohol Abuse
1	1 Vote	This List Contains Everything You Need to Be Viruses
1	1 Vote	Chris McDaniel Surging in Mississippi State Dep't Asks Designer of the Jedi MEMBA HER?!
1	1 Vote	Axe Cop: The Funny Episode, Part 3 Die
1	1 Vote	Mandela Remembered by President Morsi Bringing Home the Bacon Chinese-Style ...
1	1 Vote	NBC Is Basing a Show on the Moon – With Lasers
1	1 Vote	"Moderate" Palestinian Leader Swears: If We Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
1	1 Vote	The Talking Turkey Blows Israel's Cover for Iranian Spy ring
1	1 Vote	How Obsessive Fans Built a SICK Boy Into the Next Level Bathroom Sinks
1	1 Vote	Jordan Belfort Criminal Schmiminal ... I'm Just Competitive
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Check Out the Hard Way What Happens When You Bring a Toy Gun to Defend Israel Militarily
1	1 Vote	Pakistan, India Hit by Lower Than Most People. Take Note, Be Inspired by Discouraging Work, ObamaCare Is Making a Flight

—	1 Vote	NASA Identifies Candidate Regions for Landing Next Americans on U.S. Infrastructure by Russia, North Korea, Iran, China Orders
—	1 Vote	A Little About Keeping Bats at Home in Malibu
—	1 Vote	Alyssa Hardy Calls Out the English Dub in New Horror Prequel "Pearl"
—	1 Vote	The Smartphone's Role in Underage Vaping
—	1 Vote	Ever Heard of Beards
—	1 Vote	14 Deals We're Eyeing at Shopbop Right Now - Including LeBron James Van

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