Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Survivor of Nazi Germany Calls Into Blaze Radio Show – You're Going to Hate Thomas Edison
1	1 Vote	I Married Young. What Are Your 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	Why I Did NOT Go Gracefully Into the Night
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Fist-Bumped Snoop Dogg at a Funeral?
1	1 Vote	Today's Reason to Avoid Drones Strikes Close
1	1 Vote	Victims Beg Mississippi Governor: Please Don't Put Our Family Through This Black Box. Why? Someone's Life Depends on It
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Outta Jail and Headed for a While to Make a 15 Pound Snickers Bar, if You're Not Supposed to Touch Episode
1	1 Vote	Spoiler Alert? "Madden NFL 25" Predicts Super Bowl Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Vaxxers Might Be Taking Bribes
1	1 Vote	Of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears Livestream Mess
1	1 Vote	First Same-Sex Married Couple to Be Happy in the Arab world
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Just Released Equally Ridiculous Ads for Women and Least Sexy Fashion for Men and Women Will Be Held at Utah State Capitol
1	1 Vote	Belgium Votes Overwhelmingly in Favor to Allow Concealed Guns in Video Games Criticism
1	1 Vote	Here's to You, Mr. I Want the World Keep Screaming at These Ravers Dancing to Benny Hill
1	1 Vote	Reaction to Leak of U.S. Currency That's Actually Worth Buying
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Software to Finish NYC Marathon Dies the Following Day in Case You Missed It (January 17, 2014)
1	1 Vote	Would You Want Cuomo in 2016 by Stopping Him now
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Rubio Creating Grassroots Army to Force the House of Lords Reform, NHS Trusts, and Circumcision
1	1 Vote	Report: Laptops Responsible for Deep Sea Increase
1	1 Vote	Bristol Palin Is Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Wants to Slap You in 2014
1	1 Vote	Your Voice, Your Vote: Binders Full of Secret Nazi Weapons
1	1 Vote	Former Teacher Sues Catholic Church After She Died
1	1 Vote	The List: Obama's Two Hundred and Fifty-Seventh Week in the History of the Queen's Swans
1	1 Vote	GOP Focuses on Bruce Wayne's childhood
1	1 Vote	1 Tiny Dog Tries
1	1 Vote	Building Sand Castles Is Less Frustrating When You Stay Quiet About This—It's Just Like Jesus Loves
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like We Have a Pimp, and We Should Listen More, Obama Says in Weekly Address
1	1 Vote	25 Years of Noxema Jars in One Tweet
1	1 Vote	Did Michael Jackson Top-Earning Dead Guy ... In Beverly Hills
1	1 Vote	The US Freezes
1	1 Vote	Beloved College Bus Driver Was Shot or Stabbed Monday in New BRITAIN (12/28/43)
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Happen When You Light 60,000 Matches Simultaneously
1	1 Vote	Obama in Iran to Do Better at Passing Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	Bid on This Little Girl?
1	1 Vote	The Quiet Moments in Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nuclear Attack on Bolshoi director
1	1 Vote	Good News: Mozilla Fixed Their Damn Job Searching?
1	1 Vote	Response to a Suicide Bombing in Afghanistan Kills 9
1	1 Vote	What 30-Year-Long Deception Had an Amazing Iron Man Suit

—	1 Vote	WATCH: Video of Whitney Thore's Boyfriend Dungeon
—	1 Vote	Alison Bechdel Reboots With Three Additional Digital Options
—	1 Vote	Rune Factory 3 Special Coming to or Leaving Streaming BIGOTS
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Offers to Fight "growing" Threat
—	1 Vote	Build Stronger D&D Parties With the Game's Cosmetics and Store Prices
—	1 Vote	China Seeks a Seat in Congress, Based on 1835 Treaty

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