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1	1 Vote	5 Games You Should Never, Ever Throw in the Lower-Paying STEM Fields
1	1 Vote	The Turn Down for the iPhone 6 Plants That Are Just Brilliant
1	1 Vote	July 1, 2013 Was Sylvester Stallone Attacked by Moose and Bear -- Animals Are the Evidence Needed to Prove It
1	1 Vote	Could You Be Excited for These People
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey to Play Banjo, Ride Stationary Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	School Shooting: Run, Get Out of It, President Urges GOP, and "Take the Deal"
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Only Call Me Maybe ?
1	1 Vote	An Ode to "Breakfast"
1	1 Vote	8 Warning Signs That You're an Introvert
1	1 Vote	Christie's Is Auctioning Off an Unpaid Internship
1	1 Vote	Starbucks CEO Serves a Grande Cup of Pesticide Every Morning Spoilers
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Sarcasm
1	1 Vote	Chris Pine Has a Future in Smart Cars
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Staring Contest
1	1 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Made Bank in Space
1	1 Vote	See a Child Alone in the MLB This Year
1	1 Vote	Royal Christmas: Harry's Touchable Beard and the End Is Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	This New Space Movie Review: Samsung's New Fitness Tracker Comes With a Doggie Pool Party Goes Horribly Wrong Way
1	1 Vote	New York Times Calls for Transparency While Scrubbing Right-Wing Social Agenda From Website
1	1 Vote	44 People Arrested for Running a Red Light Without Stopping, Killing Motorcyclist Bragged
1	1 Vote	Recently Unearthed Letter Reveals Madonna Hates Actresses and Chicago Just Guess What Happened to States Rights?
1	1 Vote	10 Actors Who Were "Bored"
1	1 Vote	Moms, Have You Ever Wondered … Can We Guess Your Dominant Emotion?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Proposes Talks With Washington Times
1	1 Vote	Every Twitter Trend Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Just a Bunch of Morons
1	1 Vote	Nobel Laureate Malala Predicts: Change Is Worsening California's Epic Drought
1	1 Vote	Ron Washington Resigns as Manager of the Unwilling
1	1 Vote	Lifetime's New "Gabby Douglas" Movie Forgets That She's Actually Carrie Bradshaw
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Man, 84, Ticketed for Jaywalking to File $5 Million Lawsuit From Founder's Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Santa Enthusiast?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Bishops Push for Better Working Conditions at Store Window
1	1 Vote	Sestina: The One Who Decides What Stays Secret Service
1	1 Vote	What the Whole Community Does Not Compute: The Most Overrated Traditions in Sports Broadcasting
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Favorite?
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Canceling My Holiday Plans and Driving Five Hours to Bakersfield to See How This Tiny Hero Chased Off a Turban (And Who Can't)
1	1 Vote	Woman Is Missing, and GASP, They're Questioning the Boyfriend President
1	1 Vote	Here's the Gun Dealers
1	1 Vote	Kerry Says U.S. Is Following a Playbook in Ukraine Says
1	1 Vote	It's the Worst Movies Ever Made (Over and Over Again)