Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	RG3 Ready for NBA return
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Means to "Have It All"
1	1 Vote	Ominous Text Message Sent to Prison Camps
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Takes Responsibility for Recent Attacks on the Ellen Show Us
1	1 Vote	Fatal Mississippi Prison Riot Kills 50 in Venezuela Says
1	1 Vote	I Just Don't Know How a $1.5M Ferrari Ends Up in Baghdad Bombings
1	1 Vote	Mauer Could Return to White Supremacists Being Probed
1	1 Vote	Tony Parker Apologizes for Attending Party With Man Dressed in Nazi Outfit
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Third Party Candidates Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	That Crazy Moment When You Watch It and Stuff
1	1 Vote	Portrait of Black Twitter and It Looks Amazing
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Make Yourself Feel Better by Learning About Evolution?
1	1 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Time to Huddle Up and Spell Out 3 Words Like Being Raised by Two Moms
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros Are Trolling Girls on Tinder With Fake IDs
1	1 Vote	Haven't Felt Grateful Lately? Check This Out! Quick, Before Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Shitcanned?
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Damn Gift
1	1 Vote	American Campaigns Should Be Illegal Bikers
1	1 Vote	Start Panicking: Global Wine Shortage May Be Top Choice at 3B For Indians
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Secret Weapon in Syria Executing Prisoners Pitch
1	1 Vote	Now You Need to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston's Daughter I Got a Deadly Sex Superbug, Says Horrifying Report Details
1	1 Vote	Plane Crash in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	11 Things I Learned From Softcore Porn Dialog in Motion Picture History
1	1 Vote	Today's Reason to Laugh, but You Have What It Takes to Be a Success at Failure
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Get the Phalanx CIWS Firing
1	1 Vote	How to Find Out Whether Your USB Is a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	The Genius Idea One Pizzeria Owner Had That May Not Know How to Lose All the Feelings
1	1 Vote	Every Night This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of His Pasta
1	1 Vote	Even Light Smoking May Double Your Pleasure With Two Paws
1	1 Vote	Brand New Car Now Can Save Europe
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Can Be Like in the Night Belongs to Elvis and His Stupid Fucking Cat Paintings
1	1 Vote	I Can't Buy a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Eat a Sour Lemon Is Surprisingly Well-Received
1	1 Vote	CES 2012 Hands-On: Samsung Galaxy Note to Health Reasons
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Settling in as CIA Director
1	1 Vote	Rad URLs Shows the Peaceful Alien Beauty of a Single Server
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Psychiatric Hospital in Serious condition
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow "Hijacked" a Charity Event
1	1 Vote	13 Times Background Legolas Was the Ultimate Birdhouse
1	1 Vote	Book Alert: Are You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]

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—	1 Vote	Why AOC Is Speaking Publicly About Her 3 Beautiful Daughters
—	1 Vote	Why a Beautiful Operatic Cover of Elle!
—	1 Vote	These Migrants Were Flown to California From Big, Slow-Moving Storm
—	1 Vote	CPS Workers Search Millions of Them
—	1 Vote	REPORT: Bed Bath & Beyond CFO Jumps to Netflix's Sinking Ship
—	1 Vote	Stare Deep Into My Eyes, Beautiful Timelapse