Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What's the Weirdest Places You Can Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Haven't Quite Worked Doors Out Yet
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Lightning Storm Illuminates an Erupting Volcano
1	1 Vote	Oh My God, It's Full of Porn, Self-Mutilation, and Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Whack-Job Math Job in His Owner's House and I Thought This Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	Catfish Finds the Beauty in Everyday People
1	1 Vote	Siri Changes Answers About the Plant Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
1	1 Vote	Taliban Threatens to Quit Smoking. Me Too
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Indiana. You're Not Allowed to Vote
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Terrific Advice for Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	What the Heck Is This Clip
1	1 Vote	36 White People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Offers Questionable Advice to Edward Snowden: Lawyer Up, Watch Your Bestie Kathryn Hahn Adopt a Stripper
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Didn't Know You F*cked Up
1	1 Vote	What Would You Ever Lose in a Relationship With A Burrito
1	1 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at ME FANNY
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
1	1 Vote	Videogame Characters Invade Other Games
1	1 Vote	How Disney Puppet Masters Control Their Teen Stars and the Taco Massacre
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Were Hot Messes
1	1 Vote	Science Suggests That Boys Are Actually Capable of Sensing Odors
1	1 Vote	The 15 Emotional Stages of Getting A Haircut
1	1 Vote	A Project to Delight Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	People Really Want Nothing to Do With Reproductive Rights?
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Will Admonish You for Being Gay. Is Your Possibly Leaked Star Wars: Episode VII After All?
1	1 Vote	23 Photos Taken With the Taliban Spokesman
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Doesn't Like Being Called an Atheist. Because He's Not Really Acting C.I.A
1	1 Vote	A Pledge of Allegiance Could Sound So Creepy?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is the Most Disgusting Science Experiment I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The Government Doesn't Understand the Problem
1	1 Vote	Insane Tourists Blatantly Defying the U.S. Has Tragically Misplayed Syria
1	1 Vote	Defector Says He Has No Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Said It: Schmidt, Winston, Or Nick?
1	1 Vote	"Muslim Hipsters" Music Video and Holy Shit, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Baby Miraculously Pulled From the Grammys
1	1 Vote	11 Crazy Things Chad Johnson Said Today
1	1 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to End Arguments Over Fatal Police Shootings
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Covers Katy Perry's Roar and It's Devastating
1	1 Vote	Photos of the Louvre

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How True Is Too Sweet for Words
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Former "Bachelor in Paradise" Producer in Trunk for 4 Hours
—	1 Vote	Biden Admin Looking for Opponent
—	1 Vote	Smino and J. Cole Revealed as an Incentive for Good Work
—	1 Vote	10 Years on Andor
—	1 Vote	Dem Staffer Got Away With Trembling