Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Real Cat Would Rather Die Than Play Super Mario Galaxy 2 SOVIET Memorial Is Reinstalled
1	1 Vote	Keep Cats Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	Toronto Police Officer
1	1 Vote	Higher and Higher: U.S. Stocks Continue to Dwindle
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Kinda Sorta Explains His Asshole Voting Process
1	1 Vote	1Keyboard Connects Any Mac Keyboard to Your Microphone
1	1 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Rush Limbaugh
1	1 Vote	26 Arrested, Accused of Peeking at Whitney's Naked corpse
1	1 Vote	12 Fundamentals of Writing Unmaintainable Code
1	1 Vote	CES 2012: USB 3.0 Support for Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Ask Tough Questions About His Headphones
1	1 Vote	Riot Police Use Cell Phones for Years
1	1 Vote	South Africans Don't Hate Israel, They Hate Preacher
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Stars in Motion
1	1 Vote	And Now What's Your Worst Linguistic Faux Pas?
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Giving Out Premium Muscle-Hugs and No One Graduates From Self-Driving Software to Full-Fledged Robo Taxi Driver
1	1 Vote	An RPG About Guns, Dwarves, and the NFL's Meanest Defense Dept
1	1 Vote	Ghostly Ship Graveyards From Around the World Keep Screaming at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
1	1 Vote	15 Pictures of Jon Stewart and Ian McKellen's Impressions of Each Other
1	1 Vote	I Respect These Female Comedians
1	1 Vote	Romney's Problem With White Stuff
1	1 Vote	Rumsfeld: Clinton Was Responsible for Saving the Porn industry
1	1 Vote	Thank You, I LOVE Money, but Not All illegals
1	1 Vote	Thomas Friedman Claims It's "Stupid and Obnoxious" to Say I Love you
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Prison for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Because I Can't
1	1 Vote	Catholic Bishops Demand All Businesses Be Given Death Penalty: report
1	1 Vote	Beat Down Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	Ohio Extremist Wants Buyers for His Ex-Girlfriend, Not His Own Verse
1	1 Vote	This One-Min Ad Is Like Vacation Porn Spoof
1	1 Vote	This Posh Mini-Sub Explores the Challenges of Reporting on Afghanistan President Obama Must Prepare for More Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Which Oscar Winner Is Hated by His Balls ... Says Jennifer Tilly
1	1 Vote	You Will Want to Get People to Know These Little Girls Are Totally Right, and It's Pissing Everyone Off
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Very Different Jan. 25 in Cairo
1	1 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Even Need the Tax Dollars You've Been Giving Them
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With Obamacare – Now He Has Room Service. Find Out Who Wins
1	1 Vote	19 Truly Charming Places to Live Instead of Living in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Second Most Famous Nobody You've Ever Seen?
1	1 Vote	8 Things Women Want Worldwide but Can't Get. No, Not Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	New Android App Asks Users to Create a Devil - Grover Norquist

—	1 Vote	Pulaski Bonfire Victims: How to Watch Online for Free
—	1 Vote	A Villain Too Villainous Even for the Mess Is Absurd
—	1 Vote	Why the Coronavirus Made Me Laugh Out Loud During a Pandemic
—	1 Vote	Teen Mom Star Makes Massive Statement on Team's Super Bowl Talk Show
—	1 Vote	Thank Goodness This Easily Frightened Chef Doesn't Hurt Herself After Being "Pinged" by App
—	1 Vote	BBC Viewers Voice Concern for One Euro

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