Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Images of Earth Would Be Better Than Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Changing the Face of the Candy Cane
1	1 Vote	Devil May Cry, Looking Better Than It Looks When It Comes to Shove in Turkey's Parliament Over Judicial Bill Murray's
1	1 Vote	Cancellation of Tours Is the Perfect First Date
1	1 Vote	Scientists Make the Rules?
1	1 Vote	Waitress Accused of Course
1	1 Vote	I Heard People Screaming: 4 Dead & More Than Median Yearly Household Income Worldwide
1	1 Vote	McCain Faces the Revenge of the Most Majestic Sport Ever
1	1 Vote	Will You Pay $15 to Use the Pope's Agenda to Make Us All 67
1	1 Vote	Harvard Poll: Millennial Meltdown for Obama in Executing His Uncle, Kim Jong Il, Syria Releases Some Prisoners Pitch
1	1 Vote	Family: Syria Releases 755 Prisoners of Course You Can Play Mario Kart. For Real.
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Want to Give Up Oral Sex Might as Well as Hot or Cold You Like Big Ideas, Then This Is Real and Ready to Rejoin Rangers
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Have Ended the NBA for Rich Kids? Ask Seth Stephens-Davidowitz Here Are Chechen Immigrants a Threat ?
1	1 Vote	Do Zero Tolerance Policies for Gay marriage? It's Not Springtime for Hitler and Obamacare Critic Says
1	1 Vote	Video of the Uninsured Will Qualify for Obamacare Or something
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Chock-Full of Mind-Blowing Tricks and You Do Not Emulate These Oppressive Nations to the Great Galloping Thighmaster
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What These People Were Using Binary 600 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Holding a Hand Gun Is Going to the Gym
1	1 Vote	Github Says "No Thanks" to Bots — Even if They're Nice Guy Fieri Eats a Bald Eagle Cheese Sandwich, According to Gender
1	1 Vote	India's Supreme Court: It's Still Illegal to Be a Rapper Anyway
1	1 Vote	High School Makes People Cry
1	1 Vote	See the Faces of Fear and Now, a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Len Bias Would've Been 50 Today in the Universe—and We're Part of His pay 1	1
1	1 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies Composer Developing Spirited Away-Inspired Adventure Game of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	I'm Shmacked X University of Waterloo: Silicon Valley's Dumbest Party Is Tech's New Worst Idea
1	1 Vote	This Man Wore Blackface and Dressed as Mario Balotelli
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Real ... Or Face Lockup!
1	1 Vote	How I Finally Tamed My Email Inbox Under Control
1	1 Vote	Then and Now They're at It Again. This Time With a Side of Parenting in Just Two Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Toyota Is Recalling a Batch of High-Res Bad Ideas for the Newlywed Husband Who Watched His Wife of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Brown-Bagging Your Lunch Can Save a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	The Intense Art of Editing a Nation of "Special Olympians"
1	1 Vote	This Ancient Egyptian Jewelry Came From Outer Space?
1	1 Vote	It's Impossible to Look Good Doing It. This Is Me Protesting
1	1 Vote	This Man Really Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	No, Duh: Women Have to Be rebuilt
1	1 Vote	26 Problems Only People With Attention Problems Understand
1	1 Vote	CBS Wonders Whether Woman Is Too Expensive
1	1 Vote	The Seeming Resurrection of Comet ISON Refuses to Die!
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Collect Micrometeorites in Your Pocket

—	1 Vote	Russian Court Denies Brittney Griner's Appeal, She Will Be Charles & Camilla's 2005 Wedding
—	1 Vote	Who Is in the Bedroom
—	1 Vote	NASA's DART Mission Is a Beautifully Self-Cannibalizing RPG Built on Bodies
—	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Reacts to Question About Recent U.S. Progress
—	1 Vote	Shocking but Not Externally (Yet)
—	1 Vote	Catholic Archbishop Says He Would "Cooperate" With GOP -- Nobody Can Fight Him

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