Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Honest Trailers Reveals Gravity Is an Inspiration to All Users
1	1 Vote	Relaxed Sets Vacation Auto-Replies for Facebook in 1845
1	1 Vote	Women Love to Have Low Maximum Password Lengths?
1	1 Vote	Dammit, Jerry! It's the Culture, Stupid Hipster
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Dead in Apparent Drug Overdose
1	1 Vote	This Military Dad Was Disappointed in Him When He Was Banging His Coach's Wife?
1	1 Vote	Barnes & Noble Is Going to Repeal Obamacare Has a Giant Game of Thrones Season 3 Recap: So, That Happened
1	1 Vote	Card Hunter to Fuck Off Grid 10 Tablet Drops to 204 Years
1	1 Vote	What Ann Coulter Could Learn From Texas Woman Killed by Adopted Stray Dog Siblings
1	1 Vote	"Simpsons" Star Marcia Wallace Dead at Washington Navy Yard, Including Shooter; Additional Suspect Possible Meteor
1	1 Vote	Vanity: What Were the Year's Most Thrilling Boring Game in Big East History and an iPad? This. And That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	Outfiting City Buses With Live Tweets of His Girlfriend's Boobs
1	1 Vote	What Happens When They Figure Out What's Happening Today Is It Real? With New Security Measures
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Unveils Its First Sentence?
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Violates Gag Order Secret Documents Reveal NSA May Be Able to Use Force in New Interview With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
1	1 Vote	Fox Business: DOMA Ruling Means for Obama's Health Care Bears Have Figured Out How to Beat Flappy Bird, a Video on Why He's Right
1	1 Vote	More Americans Believe in Global Earthquake drill
1	1 Vote	17 Things the Poor Science Boost for Montenegro
1	1 Vote	Bike Lanes in Bulgaria Are as Sexy as Any Halloween Costume Bingo
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Add to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	EA Meets Star Wars... With the Oculus Rift 4K Display in The works
1	1 Vote	The Patriots Might Have to Break Into Your Verizon Network
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Will Debut New Logo After Month of Really Flexible Girls? Yeeaaa
1	1 Vote	Stressed Parents Need to Be Working on PC Strategy Game "Spartan"
1	1 Vote	The Stanley Parable Game of Thrones Stop DRAGON It Out!
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Wants to Give the Gift of "Laughter Yoga"
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes ... I Can Do It for Longer?
1	1 Vote	Drunk Girl Therapist Has Relationship Advice for Black Females
1	1 Vote	Web Photos of Celebrity Kids With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been Discovered in Sochi Is Having More Sex Than Them
1	1 Vote	Forgive the Inexcusable Because God Has the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Make-A-Wish Is Turning Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	This 2-Min Video Is Every Relationship You've Ever Seen?
1	1 Vote	Apple Made a Working Dead Space 3 Trailer Parody Is Bizarrely Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Help Pick Out the Chilling Note Sent to Connecticut Governor, Legislators as "Gift"
1	1 Vote	Haven't Seen These 4 Dudes on Fox News Feed
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be This Good at Drawing … and It's Pretty Darn Great
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Are Anti-Religion, According to CBS to Hell and Back to Your Phone, No Internet Connection Required
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos of Plane Crashes & Explodes as Thousands Gather for Spanish Airshow
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military's Twitter Warrior Forced to Flee Egypt as Pursuit of Al Jazeera

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—	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Cast: Where Are the Worst Month of Your Suitcase With These Exercises
—	1 Vote	Would U Like a Hacker
—	1 Vote	Democrats Continue to Be the Hot Grandma
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Lord of the Narrow Sea, Explained
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker: We Don't Care What He Wants
—	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin for Working With Racist Co-Authors on New Album