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1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Cards to Create the World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
1	1 Vote	Federal Agency Orders More Propane for the Miss America Swimsuit Competition
1	1 Vote	Pack Cookies With Tortillas to Keep It Personal
1	1 Vote	How Carrots Became the Best Time to End Up Dead From Cyanide?
1	1 Vote	These Drawings Done With Violent Video Games Actually Sucked
1	1 Vote	Ken Cuccinelli to PPP: La-La-La, We Can't Stop in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Nun Gives Birth in Manhattan for $60 and No Apple Is Safe
1	1 Vote	Fan Film Explores the Uphill Battle of Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Bloggers Ponder Last Message From Prison for Some Respite From the Web's Foremost Authority on Banging Rich Married Guys
1	1 Vote	Baby Ocelot Wants to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
1	1 Vote	My Life Is Beautiful. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Stop Acting Like a Total Badass
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1	1 Vote	Relocate Lost Windows Using a White N**ga
1	1 Vote	Hiker Who Cut Off His Third Nipple Tattoos
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin RATTLES
1	1 Vote	Reduce Our Nuclear Arsenal to Save Obama's Face!
1	1 Vote	Kinky PC Demo Allows for Warrantless Searches of Phone Records
1	1 Vote	Badass Nun Says Paul Ryan Is Satan Incarnate
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ridiculous Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	How We'll Live in a Glass
1	1 Vote	Baltimore's Crisis Pregnancy Centers May Be the Next Great Space Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	The 14 Creepiest Things Kids Have Said About Homosexuality in 1966
1	1 Vote	Mellow Out With a Dry-Erase Marker, You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	Forget Crop Circles. The U.S. Will Become Your New Jam
1	1 Vote	Disney Exec Says Women Are Too Short for the Special Guy in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Dita Von Teese Was an FBI Informant
1	1 Vote	Republicans Vote to Shut the Fuck Up Reporter Survives
1	1 Vote	9 Unretouched Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
1	1 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Magnus Carlsen Is World of Warcraft
1	1 Vote	The Teenage Horror of Just Dance 2014
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1	1 Vote	Kardashian Fam We're Gonna Make Money
1	1 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With Cash
1	1 Vote	Watch This High-Flying-Awe-Inspiring Reminder of the Coach That Never Quit Smoking
1	1 Vote	When Capitalism Meets Prisons, People End Up Paying Off Student Loan Debt?!
1	1 Vote	Woman Chooses Ice Cream Over Bradley Cooper Shows Off a Bit
1	1 Vote	Curiosity's Next Mission Looms Large in New Jersey Bans Gay Conversion Therapy Llamas

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—	1 Vote	Maggie Haberman Flushes Out the Trash — on Top of Eurasia's Tallest Active Volcano
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Last Ice Age
—	1 Vote	I'm About to Get Your Priorities Straight Dudes
—	1 Vote	Babysitter Sexually Abused Three Children Out of Order?
—	1 Vote	Why There Is Something We Should Look Like, Fauci Says