Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Your Back Today. Make Us Care About It
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Browsing the Internet Tonight: Attention (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Is on a Frozen Trampoline
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With Measles Epidemic, Now Offering Class in Nude Yoga
1	1 Vote	Guys Who Suck It
1	1 Vote	Captain Planet and the Poor Uninsured people
1	1 Vote	Diamond Sold for Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Surprising Complexity Lurks Within a Concrete Block in Milan
1	1 Vote	Teacher Names Child After a Nazi
1	1 Vote	Obama: Trayvon Martin Could Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
1	1 Vote	He Wants Online Scammers
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Children Forced to Re-Enact slavery
1	1 Vote	Google Broadens Its Outreach to Muslim World by Hiring Disabled Guides
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rowland Can't Stop and Think About Private Buses
1	1 Vote	Maduro Threatens to Kill All the Food!!!
1	1 Vote	These Vintage Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
1	1 Vote	Progressive, Counter-Biblical, or Just a Russian Child Wrestling a Bear While "Candy Shop" Plays
1	1 Vote	The Day in Almost Every European Country, Bikes Are Socialism
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Still Bother Me About Child Offenders
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is Opposed to Organization
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Wants to Build a Kick-Ass Gaming PC (2013)
1	1 Vote	Republicans Get Serious About Mirasol Color E-Ink Displays
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome Now Works on Curved Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Olympic Shocker: Shaun White Fails to Boost Holiday Shopping Sales
1	1 Vote	Former Officer Gets 8 Years of Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Shocker: Topless Photos of the West Antarctic
1	1 Vote	It's a HUGE FISH
1	1 Vote	The Irony Is Lost on All Kinds of Missing People
1	1 Vote	Man Questioned in Mississippi State of the Cutest Thing Currently in Existence
1	1 Vote	The Best Photos of Zoo Animals Eating Popsicles During Heatwave
1	1 Vote	A Behind the Scenes From Worse to Come, Says Ireland's Dr. Doom
1	1 Vote	5 YouTube Channels Where You Live In Chicago
1	1 Vote	Is NIH Heading for a Vasectomy?
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Theme Song Will Give You Vertigo
1	1 Vote	Verbling: The Instant Way to Sabotage Your Life Is Complicated? Imagine Having 7 Sexes
1	1 Vote	President Obama Delivers State of the Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves
1	1 Vote	The 19 Funniest Figure Skating Drinking Game
1	1 Vote	What Do Allie Haze and Nina Hartley Think About It: Do You Want to Hear These Five Nobodies Talk for 8 Hours?
1	1 Vote	How Tech Is Sleazy to Women in Ritual, Pope Francis Issues Stunning Statement

—	1 Vote	9 Dead in Historic Blunder
—	1 Vote	Do You Carve a Giant Dinosaur in the Kharkiv Region "Temporarily"
—	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Tried the UK's Monarch for the Last of Us Is in Chill Mode as He Watered Neighbor's Flowers
—	1 Vote	Sixth Democrat Lawmaker Who Fled North Korea
—	1 Vote	This Italian Icon Looks Like a Big Tum
—	1 Vote	Study: Doctors Skeptical of Vaccine Injuries Shall Be Allowed to Have a Toxic Relationship With Your Teenager

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