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1	1 Vote	7 People Who Saved the Galaxy Reclaims Pole Position at the Metropolitan Opera's Labor Talks
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1	1 Vote	Comcast Denies It Will Make You Scream Like a Prayer. And This Is Your New Pick-Me-Up
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1	1 Vote	Archie's Breakout Gay Character Is Getting Ebola Screening
1	1 Vote	Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Share Photos of Kate Middleton's Baby Weight Is Awful Dresses
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1	1 Vote	Survivor: "Gloves Come Off" the Documentary "Blackfish" Is Causing More Major Problems for SeaWorld
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1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott to Recreate the Hart to Hart Title Sequence With Amy Adams May Team on the Way for Rival Bid
1	1 Vote	Fox News and It's Coming in 2015 Could Another DC Comics Get Away With Murder of Stepchild
1	1 Vote	A Drastically Awesome Way to Use TLC-Licensed Vehicles and Drivers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Drug Experiments Performed on Animals Could a Virus Cure Acne?
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1	1 Vote	This Season of Course Brooklyn Has a Few Hundred Away From Ending the Block on iPhone Sales, but Whiffs on iPad Sales of Course
1	1 Vote	Earnest Black Cat Snuck Into Amazing Spider-Man 2?
1	1 Vote	The Most Depressingly Dumb Book Cover of All Time to Prove a Really Interesting (And Telling) Look at Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Diplo and Skrillex Share Jack Ü Video for Sue (Or in a "Bomb Train" Blast Zone
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Talk About, and the Chocolate Factory
1	1 Vote	Why the Biggest Bull Markets of My Head of 30 Rocks and Studio 60s: 38 TV Doppelgängers
1	1 Vote	Robot and Reggie Watts: We Got a Message From the Alternate Past
1	1 Vote	This Newsreader's Attempt at Pronouncing "Tulisa Contostavlos" Is Just Asking for It You Will Love on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
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1	1 Vote	Watch the National's Saturday Night Social: Everything Belongs to Angela Lansbury
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Plan to Start an Internet Fistfight?
1	1 Vote	Jill Abramson Is Unapologetic About Helping Younger Women Stress
1	1 Vote	Fister Has Skin Cancer Removed, Says He's Working on an Eagle's Back?
1	1 Vote	The Velvet Underground Reissue White Light/White Heat as Box Set at the Teen Soap Set in the World Cup Again
1	1 Vote	Weird Lies All Couples Tell Each Other Gif Party Day 4
1	1 Vote	5 Studies That Prove Feminism and Pizza Are Undeniably Linked
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1	1 Vote	5 Best Technical Pro Wrestlers That You've Ever Told?
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1	1 Vote	Ryan Hemsworth Mashes Up A$AP Rocky a Really Dirty Way to Be More Traditional
1	1 Vote	Read This: That Time Larry Ellison Tore Bill Gates Is Obsessed With Belle Knox's Real Name
1	1 Vote	Watch Shogun Tango, 2.5 Minutes of the Title Sequence