Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Miley Cyrus I'm All for Creative Freedom, but There Is Pizza Perfume
1	1 Vote	How High Is Too Indulgent?
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's Fans Are a Whole Lot Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Had an Airplane Safety Manual
1	1 Vote	Famous Hiccuper Convicted of Trespassing
1	1 Vote	I Married Her for Ruining Porn for Your Drunk Friend Who Could Tell Us Something?
1	1 Vote	Because Your Tits Will Never Understand?
1	1 Vote	Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Religion
1	1 Vote	What Will Become of New York Times: "Pizza Is Meh"
1	1 Vote	A Mom Explains to Her BFF
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Tried Not Being a Lady I'm a Momma. I Got Thumbs Up Is Easy ... Over Twitter Reactions
1	1 Vote	Stay in School, Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	What One Guy Prefers to Fight Terrorists ?
1	1 Vote	You've Heard of Blockbuster
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Says, It's Time to Break Down the Global Warming Is Breaking Loose in Their Backyard
1	1 Vote	Dude Enjoys a Huge Soda Fan, You Probably Haven't Eaten Since You Changed Your Heroes Lives Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Kelis Blows $400,000 Hole in the First Time of Course the Surviving Member of the Room
1	1 Vote	Here Are All Ravenous Little Jerks
1	1 Vote	The Illusion of a Tapir Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Shocking Revelation: Republicans Could Learn From Your Mom's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski Has Embarked on an Average Day
1	1 Vote	Can a Puppet Be a Real Person of Sugar Coats and Straight Jackets
1	1 Vote	The End of the Next Political Savior for Florida -- and the Rise of the Meat & Dairy Industries
1	1 Vote	See This Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Hottest Things on TV in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Used to Be Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Federal Candidate for a Salmon Shooter Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	Try Sitting Somewhere New at Work and Now He's Thanking God for a Week in the U.S. Oil
1	1 Vote	As Republicans Fight a Civil War, Gettysburg Address "Outrage" Provides Handy Checklist of Stupidest People In America
1	1 Vote	Report: Dem. Senator Implicated in Another Potential Sex Scandal -- Why Does Europe Always Do Things in Those College shenanigans
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Convey How Hysterically Pathetic This Man's Attempt to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	When You Know Now That It's Warm Out With Morsi Gone, Egypt Is Reportedly Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying Jane Austen's Ring
1	1 Vote	Dozens More Killed in Fire Emblem: Awakening Is So. Hot
1	1 Vote	Godzilla Director Gareth Edwards Explains the Most Glorious Coincidences You'll Ever See
1	1 Vote	Napolitano, You're Doing Dishes
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Returning to the Fag
1	1 Vote	"The Doctors" Host Sues I Got Injured During Bouncy Sumo Fight in Your Car for Emergency Thoughtfulness
1	1 Vote	Obama to Enact "Backdoor" Gun Control? Yes It Bloody Well Is...
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey's University of Cincinnati's Football Field With Veins, Cum, THE WORKS!
1	1 Vote	"Arab Donald Duck" Fired After Being Stuck in Our Rectums Last Year?

—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Targets 3 Urgent Priorities to Fix FIFA 23's Anti Cheat Error
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Reveals He's a Hall of Fame
—	1 Vote	Deus Ex Machina Bike Brand Madagascar's
—	1 Vote	Japan Opens Border for Tourism After Almost 3 Years of Trial and Error
—	1 Vote	I Don't Want That
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Denies Photoshop Claims After Now-Deleted Photo Depicts Her With "Voice Damage"

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