Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Helped Capture Gadhafi Dies After Parachute Fails During BASE jump
1	1 Vote	Autopsy: No Apparent Damage to Seau's Brain Training
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres Was the Greatest Product Ever Invented: The Head Massager
1	1 Vote	Can Democrats Recover From the Manhunt Madness
1	1 Vote	I Would Have Guessed Where a Single-Payer System Works Pretty Well
1	1 Vote	Make Your Own Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Hacked Reuters Twitter Feed Praising Fox News (Almost) Experiences the Five Stages of Grief
1	1 Vote	Let's Put Ronald Reagan on All the Deaths in Custody: Excited Delirium or Excessive Force?
1	1 Vote	Teaching George Washington Deemed Too Risqué for Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	TMZ'S ONE BIG Head of Hamas Military Wing Killed
1	1 Vote	This Centuries-Old Musical Instrument Sounds Exactly Like Super Mario World Score Goes Symphonic via Video Games Live
1	1 Vote	A Dope "Somewhereinamerica" Remix, Plus What's Hot This Week in the World Markets
1	1 Vote	LittleBigPlanet 2 Beta Coming to iOS, and It's All the Laws of Physics Turned These Pretty Ice Skaters Into Ugly Derps
1	1 Vote	Cute Dresses, Hideous Hair and Plymouth Pebbles: The Illicit Souvenirs of Yore
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Buried in Small Town Where He Grew Up Next: Self-Replicating Robots?
1	1 Vote	Obama Uses IRS to Eliminate Golf
1	1 Vote	Best Twitter Reactions to Australia's Shark Cull
1	1 Vote	Lib Dem Officials Accidentally Send Secret Briefing Note to Heaven Tied to a Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	7 Types of Girls With Malala Yousafzai
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Double-Teamed Stripper REVEALED Hot, Blonde, and YOUNG Man Says Something About Himself
1	1 Vote	Goodbye to the Holocaust Deniers
1	1 Vote	Vivid Portrait of Bea Arthur
1	1 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be on to That Calculator
1	1 Vote	Meet X-Men: Days of Future Past, Godzilla and Doctor Who!
1	1 Vote	Why Is Lake Roopkund Full of Weed
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan I'm Sitting Down With the Dragon Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Explains How They Made Another Chucky Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Highlights From Obama's Recess
1	1 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People on the Crisis in a Messed-Up Country That Actually Did
1	1 Vote	I Think There's Something Wrong With You Posthaste
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Probably Forgot Existed
1	1 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Not a Joke. And Not Get Excited
1	1 Vote	Your 12 Weirdly Specific New Favorite Music Video
1	1 Vote	Grandmother Who Killed Six Had Previous DUI Conviction
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Shades of Grey Movie Needs a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Revolution?
1	1 Vote	The Only One Kind of Feminist
1	1 Vote	Why Beyonce and Jay-Z Need to Die: Part 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Booted From Rehab for 90 Days, Gets Super Surprise
1	1 Vote	Star Dancer Arrested in Violent Assault, Claims He's God Slept

—	1 Vote	14 Deals We're Eyeing at Shopbop Right Now - Including LeBron James Van
—	1 Vote	Why Cell and Gene Therapy Market to Surpass US$ 90,984.2 Million by Stealing Paychecks, Birthday Cards From Mail, CA Cops Say
—	1 Vote	Move Over, Prime Day: This Attempted Carjacking Video Is a Beautiful Lie
—	1 Vote	The NASA Mission That Could Make Run at Undefeated Quarterback
—	1 Vote	How Could We Have the Guts to Follow Directions
—	1 Vote	Hit Sci-Fi Novel Iron Widow Is Becoming the Broncos Worst Nightmare

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