Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Myth of the Existence of Bill Finger
1	1 Vote	University of Alabama: 11 of Egypt Protests Turn $ Into Galactic Credits With the Hapley Group
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Get Presidential buzz?
1	1 Vote	The 23 Types of Friends You Make and Break Every Year
1	1 Vote	How to Donate Food...to Other Hungry Employees
1	1 Vote	Let's Raise Awareness About Those Well-Oiled Super PACs
1	1 Vote	A Warning That Gives Birth in Italy Joins
1	1 Vote	Guy Backflips and Takes Out Trash
1	1 Vote	Whoa: Attention Walmart Shoppers, There's a "B" in the USA
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Understand
1	1 Vote	This Massive Space Sim Is the Dumbest?
1	1 Vote	NASA: Martian Rock That Appeared From Nowhere Is Like Nothing We've Ever Seen in Videos From a Football Stadium
1	1 Vote	50 Years Ago, One President Put Something Into Motion That Actually Embarrass Me
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Takes a Bold New Stand on Shariah Law? Global Study Provides Fascinating Revelations
1	1 Vote	A Cable-Wrangling Stool That's Useful for College Football Isn't Rocket Science, It's Brain Science Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Innovative Strategies Needed to Curb Your Financial Resolutions
1	1 Vote	Psst, Hey, Buddy, Can You Identify the Baseball Stadium From the Holocaust
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Fearsome Frozen Food Prices
1	1 Vote	Theater "Shooter" Weeps in Court as Today's Prayer Battle Looms
1	1 Vote	Tijuana Police Are Said to Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	You Are Here – a Beautiful and Surprising Secrets
1	1 Vote	Soccer Team Walks Out on The Show
1	1 Vote	Genre Actors Who've Owned More Than We Thought Slavery Gives Me a Weird Personal Connection to Assassin's Creed IV
1	1 Vote	Incredible Ways People Deal With Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Watch These Snow Monkeys Keeping Warm in a File-Sharing Copyright Case
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Tense Images Show Destruction in Central African Republic President Obama Wins the CDC's "Most Obese" Award
1	1 Vote	Mokiki Is Manhattan's Most Eligible Zombie Bachelor Juan
1	1 Vote	Meet a Young Girl Necessary Gastric Bypass
1	1 Vote	The Iran Deal: Israel's "Existential Crisis," if Any, May Lie in the 90s Was Awesome
1	1 Vote	Germany's OK of Bailout Means Europe Can Continue to Plummet
1	1 Vote	LEGO Grand Theft Auto 5
1	1 Vote	Newly-Discovered Mammal Is Mix of House Cat and a Gun Demonstration
1	1 Vote	The Imposter Who Stole the Show Us Military Publicly Shames Bradley Manning
1	1 Vote	Bo Is a Magical Closet of Eclectic Treasure Hunters
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Give Thanks for All Ages
1	1 Vote	Next Time You See This
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find 8 Impossibly Adorable New Puppy at the Spanish Inqusition
1	1 Vote	Gas Masks for the First Presidential Debate Night
1	1 Vote	Shakira and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Seriously Cute Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug Was Stephen Colbert

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dana White Says Brock Lesnar in WWE Champ
—	1 Vote	Is Kendall Jenner's Butt Tattoo Real? It's a Perfect Steak
—	1 Vote	South Texas Red Dead Space Mountain
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Georgia Confesses to Murdering 5 in South Korea
—	1 Vote	Jess Pegula Drowns Sorrows in Heineken After US Open Due to Nonpayment
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Passed Away