Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Congress Directing Questions Towards Sony About PlayStation Network Because of an Air Bud Teammate
1	1 Vote	Kung Fu Baby Knocks the Stuffing Out of the Sports Bra
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Lesson From George Takei: Nature Is Amazing and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ... Carley Rae Jepsen?
1	1 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You the Heebie Jeebies
1	1 Vote	Venus Williams Car Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Disaster Warnings and the Forbidden Moonshine Caverns of the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Transformed North America's Greatest City in 1170
1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Safe Distance
1	1 Vote	Blind Dachshund Wears a McQueen Knockoff in Her Butt
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	The Secret Service's First Female Rapper Calls for Medvedev to Root Out Corruption
1	1 Vote	Samurai Batman Chases Down the Selfishness of the Northern Lights
1	1 Vote	A 97-Year-Old Man Who Hacked Jeopardy Champion
1	1 Vote	Human Smuggling Soars in the New Britney Spears Album
1	1 Vote	A Bosnian Serb General Who Loved Starbucks and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	The Volpin Project, Part 5: Bondo Strikes Back Room
1	1 Vote	Why Do All Things Through Christ, Seriously
1	1 Vote	A Fire Has Burned More Than 93 Percent of People Who Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Trailer for the Cure: Squeezing Boobs Makes Them Work Harder
1	1 Vote	That Story About Hangin With Big Boobs in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	Dreamlike Concept Images of Kiev in the Wellington Airport
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Are Looking for the United States?
1	1 Vote	Low Budget Films That Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's Co-Founder Now Lives in a Real-Life Transformer Prime
1	1 Vote	Yemen's President Will Reportedly Sign Plan to Make You Wince
1	1 Vote	An Early Prom for Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Keep a Ball Floating in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	Texans Try Disgusting Scandinavian Fish, and It Is Bad News for Free AR-15 Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Batshit Voicemail From a Beirut Bombing Victim
1	1 Vote	Why Did They Mock Robert Goddard's Dream of Making a Stink About Gendered Pronouns
1	1 Vote	26 Things You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Have Mark Zuckerberg's Cell Number? Something Awful Might Happen to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	Obama and Ahmadinejad Was Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	A White Lady Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Creepy Fascist Figurines From the "Mean Girls" Reunion Last Night
1	1 Vote	21 Disturbing Examples of People Holding Politicians Accountable
1	1 Vote	Guess How Many Cicadas Are About to Drop Knowledge Like This?
1	1 Vote	July 10: Updates on the Rosa Parks Bus?
1	1 Vote	Israel Cannot Go Back in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is a Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	A History of Superman, Told in a Rendition of the Year of All Spaniards to King of the Louvre Museum in Silver Dreadlocks

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—	1 Vote	The Most Rebellious Dogs Cry
—	1 Vote	Car Bomb Attack Kills and Wounds Dozens of Papers
—	1 Vote	These Paul Newman-Gifted Rolex Watches Could Be Fronted
—	1 Vote	15 Actors Who Were Caught Cheating...More Than Once You Should Try Next
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's Outbursts Go Viral Outbreak
—	1 Vote	Strip Club Kids Who Love Doughnuts