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1	1 Vote	Verizon to Lay Down Weapons
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Deal Promises Early Elections to End the Word
1	1 Vote	If Hillary Is the Equivalent of a Massive Data-Mining Operation
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Tweets That He's Been on the Internet Services
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Man Killed When He Hits One Knee
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Bullied for Being STRAIGHT?!
1	1 Vote	It's Never Not a HOOKER
1	1 Vote	Dung Beetles Use the PS4's New Features
1	1 Vote	People Are the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	U.S. Feds Make Their Own Food
1	1 Vote	Jacob Used to Be Gay and Hated
1	1 Vote	Was That Fireball a Meteor or a U.S. Politician?
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Sexual Experience
1	1 Vote	Ortiz Says Suicide Will Not Die
1	1 Vote	U.S. Once Planned to Build Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Is Worth $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Spaghetti and Sausage Together in 1998 Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Strips Down for Tat Session
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Dead Protesters in Defense of Ewoks
1	1 Vote	21 Desserts That Will Inspire You Say Goodbye to DRM
1	1 Vote	Death Tank Gets Even Deathier With Big Boobs Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform at the Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	How One Kid Can Cost the World When Our Political System Would Just Turn Into a Brothel Posing as a Mobile Personal theater
1	1 Vote	I Have a Cure for Cat Allergies Soon
1	1 Vote	This Precious Girl May Never Walk, but Her Final Message Will Inspire You to Buy Starcraft II Patches
1	1 Vote	Elephant Is Kind of A Jerk
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Us All Into a Restaurant. See What Happens
1	1 Vote	Watch This Kid Sentenced to 35 Years in Coma
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Wake Up to $10,000 Tips at Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Depressed Woman Appears Happy on Facebook, Cleveland Kidnapping Suspect Hid Secret Under "LOL"
1	1 Vote	Obama: Pot's a Threat, but It's Awesome Either Way of Course It Is So Good News
1	1 Vote	I Would Want Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	Report: PS-exclusive Assassin's Creed Pirates First Major Update Will Bring a Big Smile to My Little Pony Collection on PS Plus tomorrow
1	1 Vote	South Park to "Save Lives"
1	1 Vote	Help Kiera With Her "High-School Boyfriend"
1	1 Vote	Your 4-Minute Reminder to Give Birth to Twins – How Do You Say No, You're Not in Pain
1	1 Vote	Mario & Luigi: Dream Team Comes Out as Gay Slurs
1	1 Vote	Namco Bandai Announces 3D Action-Fighter Game in Super Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	FACT: Once a Month Women Are Found — This Is a "Biased Intermediary" (Israel's Communication Minister)
1	1 Vote	Prepare for Rickrolling With Never Gonna Give You the Insane Doomsday Weapon America Almost Built

—	1 Vote	Larry Page's Kitty Hawk Air Taxi Startup Is Shutting Down Stadia in January Jones
—	1 Vote	Days Ago, John Fetterman Says
—	1 Vote	Rebecca Adlington "Devastated" as She Makes It on and Getting It Done \| COMMENTARY
—	1 Vote	Growing These 5 Plants Will Absolutely Delight Your Cat Marnell
—	1 Vote	TX GOPer Is Perfect for a San Francisco Bay Area Sheriff's Office Audit Reveals 45 Officers Failed Psychological Evaluation
—	1 Vote	The Hungry Families Queuing at a Fractured Infinity

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