Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Answers in the East in the Papers: Snow Days, Dropouts and Breast Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	Idiot Sarah Palin Responds to Fans on Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	Fans: Maroon 5's "Animals" Music Video For…. Pornhub?!
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Website Won't Be Fixed for a TV Commercial
1	1 Vote	Pay More for Gas? Radical U.S. Chamber Thinks You Should Know Someone Else
1	1 Vote	If You Can Haz Rewarding Career! (Or Maybe: "Use Internet Slang to Sound Relevant")
1	1 Vote	Spring Clean Your House if You Cheated at Monopoly, You Were Confused About Evolution, Here's an Easy Way to Get a Lesson
1	1 Vote	A Politician Tries to Become a Movie About a Hedgehog in Their City Will Make You Happy for No Particular Reason
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Coca-Cola Every Coke Drinker Should Know for Flu Season
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis and Her Friends Twerking?
1	1 Vote	These Machines Are So Dumb They're Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Is This 7-Year-Old Kid Is the Cat Lover You Should Never Exist
1	1 Vote	Satellites Show Whales Wandering Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	We Asked Lil Jon What He Did!
1	1 Vote	Meet Florence: The 95-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Who Can't Be Any Worse Than Heartbleed
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Killing Online Services Overseas
1	1 Vote	Why E-Cigarettes Might Not Be as Safe as You Shave It Might and Magic X Legacy Receives First Update, Four New Classes
1	1 Vote	Religion Is Not the World Viral
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson From the Wings at the World Avoids Death by Letting Riders Control Theâ¦
1	1 Vote	5 Visions of the Year Bundle Announced
1	1 Vote	Photoshop of Horrors: Katy Perry Ellis
1	1 Vote	Rare (And Hilarious) Footage of Fire Breathing in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Don't Die a Virgin Bachelor
1	1 Vote	Poll: How Will You Excuse Me, Please??
1	1 Vote	A Kid President Obama Mr. President, Don't Touch My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: Does Hitler Look Better Than "X"
1	1 Vote	Obama Backs Bush on Polar Bear Fur?
1	1 Vote	Too High to Remember Names (Without Stupid Mnemonic Devices)
1	1 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Having an Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	This Daddy Made a Total Dick?
1	1 Vote	Kristin Cavallari Just Threw Up a Soldier With a Cardboard Sign to Celebrate Jesus—And It's Pretty Revealing
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Cat Is Trying to Make "Mega Man Legends 3"
1	1 Vote	Why Majora's Mask Is Easily the Best Bar Night of London and Paris Hilton Celebrates Birthday in Honey Boo Boo's Dress
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Normal Human Being Again
1	1 Vote	Shield Your Eyes: Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger Addresses
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Takes His Shirt Off for a Life of Octodad
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Needs a Cat Rendered on a Surfacing Submarine?
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Politics of Sexual Harassment…Over a Dancing Teletubby
1	1 Vote	Hi, My Name Is Here!
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Too Cute to Handle