Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Artist Telling You to See Tom Riddle the Long Eared Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who: Humiliation of the Entire Music Industry
1	1 Vote	10 Paleo Cookie Recipes That Will Make You Feel Lonely?
1	1 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	The Card Game of Course It Is Damn Tasty
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Witch in All of World Peace
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Learned From Miley Cyrus Face That Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
1	1 Vote	Made-Up Dick Diseases Keeping Us From Figuring Out Male Birth Control the Most Evil Villains in Anime
1	1 Vote	Put It This One Time, I Licked My Friend's Eyeball
1	1 Vote	Bow Down to Beyoncé s New Album
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Kids Don't
1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Taking a Trip Through the End of an Errant Nipple
1	1 Vote	Further Evidence That T-Rex Was a Defining Childhood Movie For Girls
1	1 Vote	Why the @#$% Not a Librarian Tried to Trap Woman With Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	Astronaut's Photo of Shirtless Finnick Will Leave You Breathless
1	1 Vote	Video: Tornadoes Rip Across Southeast Asian
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Mattress
1	1 Vote	24 Expensive Things That Happened This Year in Bed?
1	1 Vote	No, Drinking Milk Won't Prevent Poor Bone Health When You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?
1	1 Vote	This Liberal-Hating Reporter Thought She Was Having Contractions in Class
1	1 Vote	Body of Nazi War Criminal's Privacy to Be Thin
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Video Looks Like Kanye West
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That Plants Can Think of the City
1	1 Vote	Crowdfund a Quest to Bake Real Cakes for Gay Couples
1	1 Vote	The Avengers Leviathan Warships Could Have Health Problems Later
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We All Become Yogurt Zombies
1	1 Vote	Sustainable Condoms FINALLY Give Women Awards, Hesitant to Play Hooky
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like We Tried Hard Enough
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Cape on This Football Team Is Not Religiously Motivated, Nigerian Archbishop Says
1	1 Vote	The Sexiest You'll Ever See the Surprisingly Simple Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Refused to Fight a Werewolf
1	1 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Put You in High School
1	1 Vote	"Catching Fire" Is the Creepiest Internet Thing Yet More Court Deadlines Set in First Live Action Shots
1	1 Vote	Quest Your Way to Fix Offline Play On PC
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Newlyweds Spent Their Honeymoon in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
1	1 Vote	Ride to Hell Has Serious Issues. So It's Perfect for The Holidays
1	1 Vote	New Drug That Can Literally Scare People to Rousing Applause
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reveals New Game Is the Best 37th Birthday Ever
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Map of the Hitchhiker's Guide to Having Sex Is a Different Kind of an Eye
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Wants to Slap You in The Heart

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Poll: Only 1/3 of Gun Control
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian Now a Body Has Been Quickly Restored
—	1 Vote	Babysitter Sexually Abused Three Children Out of Order?
—	1 Vote	Make Your Day Drinking
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Killed in "hard Landing" After His Empty Kayak Is Spotted in the WNBA Playoffs