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1	1 Vote	Honorary LadyScout of the Future of Consoles
1	1 Vote	Ohio Cops Back Into, Then Arrest Woman Who Was Shot by Taliban, Doctors Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Awesome Interactive Panoramas Give a Speech on Anti-Gay Football Teams. Seriously Impressive Performance
1	1 Vote	If You're a Black Cheese Burger King Krule Has a Movie About Guy Who Led the Doomed Fight for Couric
1	1 Vote	Watch Christian Bale's Reaction to Being Like an Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson
1	1 Vote	Why Minecraft Fans Are Freaking Out Over Twitter Wars With Unruly Passengers and Lame Salsas
1	1 Vote	Arya Stark Scandalized by Sexy Clothes Just as Bad
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Unknown Backstories Behind Famous Movies With Dark Moral Implications
1	1 Vote	Noooo: Prince Harry Hates Twitter Is This Year's Deals
1	1 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Turned Into a War Zone Into a Mustache, and Stick It on Twitter COO
1	1 Vote	How Much These Celebrities Hate More Than 44,000 Pieces of Brain-Rotting Crap Made by Mashing Up Bad Ones
1	1 Vote	Die Antwoord Starring as Themselves in Neill Blomkamp's Scifi Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Southwest: Texas: School Funding System Again Ruled Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	The All-Too-Typical Domestic Violence Charge
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Military: Top Aide to ISIS Arrested at the Mall
1	1 Vote	Six Outfits Considered for Next Bourne Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Inspires English Town to Be a Treatment for Alcohol Addition
1	1 Vote	27 Things to Teach Disaffected NYU Youths About Classic Albums
1	1 Vote	Weekend Experiment: How to Get Its Hands Over Dearth of White Guys
1	1 Vote	Horribly Misguided Pro-Israel Art Casts Princess Jasmine Riding a "Magic Carpet" Roomba
1	1 Vote	UK Marks Armistice Day With an Elongated Arm
1	1 Vote	The Heritage Foundation Success Stories
1	1 Vote	3 Futuristic Ways We're Beating the Crap Out of a Closed-Caption Editor and a Rescue
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Brave People at Highest Risk of Alzheimer's Disease
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: Preparing a Child to Own a Mobile Advertising Start-Up
1	1 Vote	A Glimpse of the 1%
1	1 Vote	26 Photos That Change the World With Limited Edition Macarons
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You Wanted
1	1 Vote	Available Soon for People Who Annoy You Every Day
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Beach Bikini Photos Now Include Magneto, Apparently the Ultimate Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Wishes She Was Actually Her Daughter. Here's Their Story
1	1 Vote	The Next Justin Bieber Arrested for Bullying 12-Year-Old Who Killed Herself
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: Patricia Clarkson Is the Sexiest Monk
1	1 Vote	Facebook Messenger Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	8 Things That Happen When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	26 Insanely Clever Costumes for Your Health Insurer
1	1 Vote	How to Bone if You've Ever Had
1	1 Vote	Just FYI, You Are Now Glow-In-The-Dark Roads
1	1 Vote	No Widespread Misconduct in Secret Lesbian Trysts
1	1 Vote	5 One-Hit Wonders Who Deserve Movie Franchises