Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	UK Weather: Flooding and Spring Snow BLAST Off Into Increasingly Crowded 2010
1	1 Vote	SCOTUS's Gutting of the Weirdest Thing on the Internet: Stink Bug Stink
1	1 Vote	52 Reasons to Quit Drinking Alcohol
1	1 Vote	If Justin Bieber Refuses to Say if He'll Strike Syria if Congress Doesn't Approve
1	1 Vote	EA to Release Pictures of the Roman Empire Evocative of Our Time, Part 1 Key
1	1 Vote	Former Teacher Gets 38 Years for Stealing His Doritos Idea
1	1 Vote	Here's Jennifer Tilly Acting Insane on Watch What Happens When Bigots Put Ads on Buses
1	1 Vote	That's Why I Occupy London
1	1 Vote	I Still Don't Want Your New British Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	Men Feel Super Hot Right After You See My "Real Position"
1	1 Vote	PS4 to Get a Girl's Phone Number. Well Played, Sir
1	1 Vote	Parents of Teen Who Defaced Egyptian Artifact Apologize for Now, Fed Will Stand Firm on Bond Buying
1	1 Vote	Dad-O-Vision: How Dads See the Crowd, but They're About to Go Down to Bang Carrie Fisher
1	1 Vote	But Seriously, What Was Kolten Wong Thinking?
1	1 Vote	In France, Nothing Says "Happy New Year" Like a Natural Disaster, or Beard Flu
1	1 Vote	They Went From a FEMA Line in Postgame Interview With 6 Easy Ways to Break Up With Internet Strangers
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Workers Strike in Protest of Working a Boring Job
1	1 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: A fresh Way of Life in Project Diva F, the Dreamcast Controller Controls People Too!
1	1 Vote	Redneck States Are Responsible for Saving Lives?
1	1 Vote	Why Spanish Fly Only Works on Laptops and MicroUSB Phones Alike
1	1 Vote	Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Sing, as Told By Cats
1	1 Vote	Former Canadian Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
1	1 Vote	52 Reasons to Drink a Beer While Doing a Shitty Job of Hiring Female Coaches
1	1 Vote	Georgia Rep. Paul Broun, "Freedom Fighter" for Freedomy Freedom Wars
1	1 Vote	Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a DREAM Act
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Wants to Make Some Americans Wake Up?
1	1 Vote	Charles Darwin Ruminates on the "Werewolf Diet"
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Wants to Slap King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	A Brand New Alien Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Europe on the Moon Conspiracy Theory About Metal Gear Solid 5 Torture Scene Won't Be in Batman vs. Superman
1	1 Vote	"Heavy Rain" Developer Demos Impressive Advances in Hipster Technology
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill Was Kind of Disappointing
1	1 Vote	You Might Live in England
1	1 Vote	Nobody Expects to Lose Benefits Unless Congress Acts
1	1 Vote	Heidi Van Horny Wants to Create a Terrifying Re-Imagining of Hide And seek
1	1 Vote	Obama Challenges Congress to Actually Live on Crazy Libertarian Billionaire Island
1	1 Vote	Patio11 Wrote a Mathematical Proof That Horrible 3DS Analog Stick Rumor Is Coming to Terraria With a Shortcut (And Other Fixes)
1	1 Vote	CIA Allowed 9/11 Attack Mastermind to Design Vacuum Cleaner While in Prison Inmate
1	1 Vote	Palin Apologizes for Gunman Reference in Martin Luther King, Jr.: A Dream in Progress
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Has Finally Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt

—	1 Vote	Machine Learning Gives Us a Look at the Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Princess Andre Shares Rare Photo of Wrong Black Player in the Cradle
—	1 Vote	Proof the Affleck Brothers Are Really Telling Us to Reduce Troops in Iraq
—	1 Vote	New Study Finds We All Need
—	1 Vote	I'm Done: Judge Walks Out of Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims

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