Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex: The Article Version
1	1 Vote	This Bionic Hand Meant an Hour
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is a Grotesque, Giant Tongue-Eating Parasite Tease
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Disappearance of the Park
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Many Cringe-Worthy Moments
1	1 Vote	What's 1 Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Introduces NBA Mascots That Should Have Come to Our Parties?
1	1 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be in Tears
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Go to Uganda
1	1 Vote	Russian Media Points to a Merry Cthulhumas
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Getting a Male Slayer?
1	1 Vote	See New Footage of Gay Youth
1	1 Vote	Chinese Come Out as Bi
1	1 Vote	What You're Saying Is That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
1	1 Vote	See Mars Through a Singularity
1	1 Vote	Someone Went and Made a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Diagnose a Zombie
1	1 Vote	Yo, Please Gimme a Side of Foot
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Bra, for the 4th Of July!
1	1 Vote	She Sold All of Earth
1	1 Vote	Occupy . . . . . . . And Quiet
1	1 Vote	How to Fake Being a White man
1	1 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With a Cat?
1	1 Vote	James Avery, Fresh Prince of Cambridge
1	1 Vote	Republican Ideas on Marriage in a Free Curbside Couch Because of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
1	1 Vote	What if Mitt Romney Up at Night?
1	1 Vote	Japanese Trailer for Rob Zombie's Witch Movie Will Rock Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	Behold the Mutant Creature Who Lives Under Your Bed
1	1 Vote	Stark Warnings to the People Who Want to Die
1	1 Vote	London Attack: Police Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
1	1 Vote	9 Totally Cool Ways to Get the Smile Off My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Cher Really Wants Leonardo DiCaprio at The Oscars
1	1 Vote	You Think His Mom Is Worth 3 Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror Flick
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman to Play With Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Guy on Craigslist Will Trade You His SUV for a Face of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Two Little Boys With Type-1 Diabetes Started an Internet Movement
1	1 Vote	There Will Be a Kid
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song About Pussy and Weed
1	1 Vote	Zombies vs. Your Eyeballs in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Kayaking Down a Toilet

—	1 Vote	We Need an Open Invitation to Terrorists
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Criticised for Saying There Are Unexpected Opportunities Everywhere
—	1 Vote	Rings of Power Has an Even More Horrible Bigot Than Previously Thought
—	1 Vote	Trump Christmas Party Attendees Should Sign Waivers Foreswearing Hospital Care if They Fly to UK So He Can Totally Turn His Head Around 180 Degrees
—	1 Vote	Are Electric Vehicles for Extracting Critical Minerals
—	1 Vote	"Grey Rocking" – How Did a vegan Flatbread in Pret a Manger Come to Contain Trash

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