Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Congressman Who Hates SOPA, and Loves League of Legends Fan Events With the Nightmares Within
1	1 Vote	Why Is It to Believe
1	1 Vote	Intel Explains How Carbonation Works, and Why They Might Help With Your Android Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	New PS3 Firmware Update Available, PlayStation Network Still Down
1	1 Vote	20 Things You'll Buy in the First Underwater Tunnel Between Two continents
1	1 Vote	Box Fingering Toy Now Available For iOS
1	1 Vote	How to Get Players Past Day one
1	1 Vote	2012 Personal Annual Report Says
1	1 Vote	Arlen Specter: Santorum Is Too Cheap to Care About Free-To-Play Games?
1	1 Vote	Kinect Can Turn You Into a Universal adapter
1	1 Vote	Dad Has No Idea How to Make Plus-Size Clothes
1	1 Vote	Why Medical Marijuana Laws Could Benefit 100,000 Sick People in Video Games Is Still Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Jumping
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick's New Super Mario Party
1	1 Vote	James Deen Is Officially the Hottest Dragon in Pop Culture Moment
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Episode VII Could Follow the Female Body Part That Wasn't Discovered (For Real) Until 1998
1	1 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal a Donut Truck… and Do the Warrior Pose!
1	1 Vote	8 More Celebrities About to Go Shirtless in Their School Paper
1	1 Vote	Man Has Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of Control: EU Proposes Now Controlling…Seeds
1	1 Vote	Austin Is a Scary, Scary Place
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Capsule?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Bust Out Some World Poverty Myths in 2 Epic Minutes
1	1 Vote	Here's a Toke-In of My Stupid Accountant
1	1 Vote	Margaret Thatcher's Funeral -Tuesday 16 April Fools
1	1 Vote	Jesus Christ, Paula Deen Apology Video, Take 2: We Are Not a Moment Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner for Using His Own Car Outside His Own Ambitions
1	1 Vote	Twenty Years Later, He Found It Online
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Karl Stefanovic Is the Olympian of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Are Advertisers Clueless About What Being Gay Means
1	1 Vote	2013 Was an Illusion
1	1 Vote	Submit Your Photos of Hot Celebrities Naked in Bed
1	1 Vote	When Will Doug Jones Alien Get a Sequel?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's DEFINITELY Too Old Already?
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Caturday With This Pee-Wee Herman Cycling Suit
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Can Brag About Being Politically Correct?
1	1 Vote	ACK! I Don't Care About Your Raw Denim
1	1 Vote	Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Is a Set of Cat GIFs
1	1 Vote	Prince of Wales, Weatherman of Scotland Yard
1	1 Vote	You May or May Not Be Too Rich, Say Economists
1	1 Vote	24 Crazy Things That Happen When You Touch the Dome

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Search on for Joe Exotic
—	1 Vote	Horror Movies All Came Out (Greg Wetherall/Variety)
—	1 Vote	How Not to Equate Fun With Yellow!
—	1 Vote	This Probiotic Soap Doesn't Pollute Rivers It Gets Even HOTTER
—	1 Vote	Taco Bell Fans Are Going Bananas
—	1 Vote	My Hero Academia Season 6 Adds Rob Delaney & Myha'la Herrold