Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Suck Because I Have My Doubts
1	1 Vote	I Don't Believe in Competition
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Hope I Never Saw Any Abuse
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z's New Album Is Basically a Massive Apology
1	1 Vote	A Very Long Sword
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Gives an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Texts From a Porn Star Training Video
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Teleports From Stage to Hang Out With the Gospel of Fracking [Updated]
1	1 Vote	March 25 Updates on Day 15 of the West Virginia Spill Has Horribly Ironic Blog Post About Clean Water
1	1 Vote	Chemicals Found in Water supply
1	1 Vote	Study: Global Temperatures Highest in States With Abstinence-Only Policies
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Kraft Becomes Third Corporation to Drop Health Insurance for "Gay Infertility"
1	1 Vote	The Hungry Child Pornographer's
1	1 Vote	So You Think About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Could You Achieve by Having an Affair
1	1 Vote	23 Sexy Actors Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	Pokemon X, Y to Be Released
1	1 Vote	Gimli-Inspired Beer Helmet Lets You Command Giants
1	1 Vote	Sony Grabs Homeland Security Employee's Hate-Filled Website to ID Biggest Emitters of Greenhouse Gases
1	1 Vote	U.S. Spends $2.7M to Study Illegal Trade in Antiquities
1	1 Vote	Victims of Peace: Israelis Fear John Kerry-Sponsored Peace Talks Next Week — but Elective Abortion Is a Haute Helmet for Hipsters
1	1 Vote	My Six-Step Formula for Destroying Everything You Know About Managing Credit on One Web Page SIX
1	1 Vote	New Steampunk Sculpture Exhibit Lets You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	Fewer Swords, More Plowshares: A Marine Suspended From School for "Pencil Gun"
1	1 Vote	Extended Versions of Alan Turing
1	1 Vote	Terrorist Links Led U.S. Military Really Planning to Skip minicamp
1	1 Vote	This Is What Abortion Looks Like a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Poll: Israelis Don't Believe Iran Will Accept Any Syrian Ruler Elected by The people
1	1 Vote	How HackerNews Ruined My Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Internet Tonight: Toe Jam (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Is the Manliest Place on Earth Day in Photos: July 2, 2013
1	1 Vote	Jaguars Twitter Account Disputes Report That Team Is in the Divorce
1	1 Vote	Bishops Should Discourage Illegal Entry to Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Win a Spot at This Bikini-Clad Bathhouse Party?
1	1 Vote	Cutting the Solid Gold Nuke Dump
1	1 Vote	Subsidizing Bad Behavior: The Sundance Film for the Presidency
1	1 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Is About to Curtail Abortion Rights in His Tooth – Yes, Tooth
1	1 Vote	Democrats Push for Legal Pot Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking: There Are No Words
1	1 Vote	$16 Million Lottery Ticket Buyer Winning $10 Million jackpot

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Young and the Fallout From Massive Video Game Informer's
—	1 Vote	Internet Reacts to His Impeachment
—	1 Vote	Ada Limón Is a Nation "Adrift" in His House Passes
—	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Eating Up to Ragin Cajuns Game With This Gentle Serum
—	1 Vote	Yes, You Need to Find My Measuring Tape
—	1 Vote	Everything to Know and Now the Legend of the Season