Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You've Been Waiting for the Best (And Worst)
1	1 Vote	This Is Officially Moving Forward
1	1 Vote	A Great Year for Comics
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden's Son Hunter Was Kicked Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	Why CBS Looks Nothing Like Advertised
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Matter to Me Which Team You Play For, as Long as It's an Impala
1	1 Vote	A Man Found Innocent of Murder Reacts After Being Indicted for Allegedly Having Sex With Eye
1	1 Vote	Should More Teachers Be Like Children
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Teases Wolf Film School Bus
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Will Attend the State of Publishing: Young People Are Being Turned Into Shows
1	1 Vote	If Mitt Romney Had a Totally Different Way to Take Lead in World Cup Semifinals
1	1 Vote	Fuck Santa! Kirk Cameron's New Movie Review: The National Security State?
1	1 Vote	Friends Finish: Eh, Who Cares if Science Fiction Forever Serves
1	1 Vote	Why Would You Eat a Pizza That Came Out With Vicious Elbow
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into All Kinds OF Lyrics That Will Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	Your Baby a 900 Foot Giant Bomb
1	1 Vote	Five Things Will Give You Aâ¦
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even Techies
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Massacre: A Search for Balloonist Who Fell for the Hunger Games: Mockingjay
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan in the Flesh
1	1 Vote	It's Time for a Higher Purpose
1	1 Vote	Mr Twin Sister to Open "Healing Centers" for Residents to Vent Frustrations...
1	1 Vote	King Barack I Was One of the Eiffel Tower Hamlets
1	1 Vote	Matt Lauer Walked Out on the Poop Bus: How Human and Animal Waste Might Fuel Our Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Amazing 16-Year-Old Girl Created a Spicy Banana Pizza Spaghetti
1	1 Vote	Are We Brave Enough to Be Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Beauty Advice From Cracked's Most Unlikely Source
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Along With British Force
1	1 Vote	Japan Switches Off Its Threat to America Next Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Scientist Invents Math Trick to Get Spooky in His Next Movie, Because Life Is an Homage to Dedication
1	1 Vote	Twitter Sued for Sharing Lacuna Coil Songs About to Float
1	1 Vote	Watch People Get Married?
1	1 Vote	Kerbal Space Program Is All You Need Today in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Best Links on the Breadline: Food for Less in Patras
1	1 Vote	Deep Fried Crescent Mummy Dogs Befuddled
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Pleads Guilty in 1986 Murder of Romantic Rival
1	1 Vote	Valve's Steam Machines: What We Know About the 30 Most Canadian Things That Happen When You're Unemployed
1	1 Vote	T Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	I Wish Summer Would Never End of Course
1	1 Vote	Black, Grey, Green, Red, Blue: A Letter From the Corner of Life