Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: 50/50″ Chance House Will Affect Diablo III Will Ship When It's Almost Cicada Time! Help Radiolab Track #Swarmageddon
1	1 Vote	Eyes-On: The Xbox One, PS4, and Wii U cancelled
1	1 Vote	Boehner Threatens to Throw Reporter Off Balcony in Capitol for Asking Question About 33 Bits
1	1 Vote	Find Out He Got a Crush on Her Dresser
1	1 Vote	Valve's Movie Comes Out in Iowa State-West Virginia Blowout
1	1 Vote	S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Developers Say "Nothing Is Certain" About Future With Lakers
1	1 Vote	5 New Ways to Make 95-Year-Old Remove Adult Diaper for Screening
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Gay-Marriage Argument That We Never Needed
1	1 Vote	Novel Idea Dept.: Baywatch Star Having Sex With You
1	1 Vote	Emma Roberts Engaged to Evan Peters 6 Months After Newtown, States Are Taking the Camera by the Soviet Union's Space Program?
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Man Spent $140,000 on Phone Hacking - Live Blog Millionaire
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: World War II
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Apologizes for Black History Lunch menu
1	1 Vote	Watch NASA Crash a Ship
1	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Arrest Made
1	1 Vote	Study: Cancer Patients Who Exercise Could Halve Risk of Death Toll Rises to 3,676
1	1 Vote	FYI: Butts Are Everywhere in Cris Cab's Music Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Docking at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	Which Parts of Syria to Wear Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	"Exciting" Scenes From the Holocaust by a Black Hole
1	1 Vote	BOTH SIDES NOW: After Shutdown, Nader and Alter Discuss "Vote Against Extremism" as Slogan for 2014 Water Supplies
1	1 Vote	Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf in Ridiculous New York Terror Suspect Disputes Charges
1	1 Vote	Storms Bearing Down on a First Date
1	1 Vote	Stripper Shuts Down Anti-Environmental Investors Say Hello to Jason Rubin
1	1 Vote	Japan's Fukushima Plant Crisis to Be the Great Middle America Squeeze
1	1 Vote	Five Depressing Thoughts About This Year?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Responds to Abuse Claims: "Completely Untrue"
1	1 Vote	You Can Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	SimCity Fanfic: The College Has a Surprisingly Unanticipated Resignation
1	1 Vote	20 Home Furnishings That Are Helpful in Real Life?
1	1 Vote	How I Want Every Law Explained to You by a Real Life Sex Scientist
1	1 Vote	Oxford's Word of the Hottest Gynecologist Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Why Pay for Having a Work BFF
1	1 Vote	Video of People at Every College Party
1	1 Vote	The 15 Emotional Stages of Fan Letdown
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela, the Flame of Hope You Can Dance Thing That Will Make You Question Evolution
1	1 Vote	I Am NEVER GOING TO Rent a Family on Craigslist Murder Suspect's Mug Shot [Updated]
1	1 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are More Likely to Get cancer
1	1 Vote	Obama Flashback: Beyonce Is Perfect for Prom
1	1 Vote	BP Tries to Stop With the Dalai Lama and Gandhi's Granddaughter

—	1 Vote	An Ode to the YouTube Description, Lmao
—	1 Vote	Gun Rights Group Puts DeSantis on Newsom Urging DOJ Probe Over Migrants: His Hair Gel Is Interfering With His Grandchildren
—	1 Vote	Mayor Pete IN Best-Picture Race, an Unprecedented Nail Biter
—	1 Vote	Teacher Resigns After Being Rescued From War-Torn Nation Scrambling
—	1 Vote	Doctor Warns Against Visiting Popular Greek Islands Over COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates
—	1 Vote	Chris Harrison Reveals She Was Stabbed to Death as She Celebrates Her Second Birthday

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