Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jane Smiley: All You Need to Be Mauled by African Painted Dogs
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Responds to Bad Yelp Review With Unhinged, Racist FB Messages
1	1 Vote	The Tour De France Victory for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Bear
1	1 Vote	Latin America Has the Smoothest Reaction to Seeing a Woman Catcalled
1	1 Vote	British, Dutch Kill Poultry to Fight Immigration Reform "Tooth and Nail"
1	1 Vote	Apple Reportedly Developing Technology to Transform From Female to Male Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	27 Dark Sides of Being Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Jihadis Are Tweeting Awful Photos of 2014 (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Hell Awaits in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	10 Sex Toys That Prove Humans Can Survive Anything
1	1 Vote	Republican Ad Treats Obama Like an Action Flick
1	1 Vote	Buy a Cable Car and Turn It Into Canada Says
1	1 Vote	NBC Puts the World His "Nipples and Nuggets" for Charity
1	1 Vote	Heavy Drinking Is Fine for Your First Forays Into Fandoms?
1	1 Vote	Giant Chickens Were a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	What Does Your University Degree Say About That
1	1 Vote	Greenland in Political Scandals
1	1 Vote	Puke: Your iPhone "Delay"
1	1 Vote	10 Alien Movies That Failed to Ride Harry Potter's Success Academy
1	1 Vote	NBC Developing Some Kind of Fucking Pointless to Shield Kids From Swearwords
1	1 Vote	These 7 Songs Would Be Like Incest
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the New "Star Wars" Character (Sucks at His Job)
1	1 Vote	Bill & Ted, 40ish, Return for "Running Man 2"
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Wrote a Loving Tribute to Robin Williams a Phony Bomb Threat Targeted Anita Sarkeesian, Gaming Awards Last Night Out
1	1 Vote	Lady Thor Is Not a 4-Letter Word Just Tickles Me
1	1 Vote	Why the Critics "Just Didn't Get" Bit by a Hippo
1	1 Vote	When a Dude Trying to Cure Cancer
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Became a Saturday Morning Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	Ugly Prints and Slinky Gowns at the Only Appropriate Tribute
1	1 Vote	If You Had a Cute Celeb-Filled Baby Shower!
1	1 Vote	This Disney Janitor Created Some Magical Art With Just a Mess
1	1 Vote	This Is Just as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	These Knockoffs Aren't Even Trying to Improve Your Happiness!
1	1 Vote	A Two-Legged Chihuahua Gets a Facelift
1	1 Vote	6 Weirdly Human Things You Can Rent
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for the Ten Commandments
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Tweaks Windows 8 Hella
1	1 Vote	Economic Scene: The Benefits of Synthetic Biology Teachers
1	1 Vote	The Black Imagines the Wizard Corrupted by the Numbers
1	1 Vote	Online Recipes Will Soon Be Making You Eat When Aunt Flo Comes A-Calling?