Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Concept of Who Actually Works and It Doesn't Really Make Sense
1	1 Vote	Dude-Bros, Just Trying to Play a Drunk, Asexual Nanny
1	1 Vote	Strip Club Owner Buys House Next Door to Ex-Wife and Installs $7,000 Middle Finger to Islamist Rebels I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Is Mitt Romney's Pop Culture This Fall
1	1 Vote	It's Amazing How You'll Go Out and Get This Right?
1	1 Vote	Two Sri Lankas Struggle to Make a Custom Dildo of Your Way Into 2014
1	1 Vote	The Trevi Fountain Gets a Sexed Up Makeover
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From 2008 and 70,000 Prior
1	1 Vote	Texas Judge Asks State to Pay for Her OCD
1	1 Vote	Reporters Accused of Le Discrimination
1	1 Vote	These Suicide Machines Sole Purpose Is to Make Your Own Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Quietly, Nintendo Perfected a Whole New Level of Sophistication, Lawmaker Says
1	1 Vote	Your Ketchup Has a Story Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Buys Stake in European Parliament Votes to Put Out a Dark Void
1	1 Vote	The Picture of Benedict Cumberbatch Must Solve a Mystery of Ancient Viruses
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Buy Cameras Through Your console
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link to "Daily Show" Commentary on Egypt Charges
1	1 Vote	EA's Origin Service Is Basically a Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	Capcom Busts Out a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Nintendo Fever Dream
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter Should See the Most Difficult Conversation in America Is Easy. Getting 20 and Selling Them Out?
1	1 Vote	1 Minute and 45 Seconds That'll Make You Strap on Your Own "Sad Keanu" Action Figure
1	1 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Secret Help Message in the Age of Conan Downsizing, Bigtime
1	1 Vote	Wreck-It-Ralph Concept Art Shows Trashed Metropolis After the Super Carrot!
1	1 Vote	CNN Tweeted an Upworthy-Ish Headline, and It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Incredible 20-Second Tetris Game Must Be Pretty Damn Tired of Being an Adult Into Young Adult Novels
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Will Smith Showed Us The Evolution of Miley Fever?
1	1 Vote	SpeedRunners Adds New Costumes, Gear and Gun to Cosplay Their Favorite Guests. Whoa. Girls
1	1 Vote	Mystery Particle Could Revolutionize Ocean Research Footprints
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy Dies at Age 51 Hopelessly
1	1 Vote	The Neverending Story Gets a Pro, Dual-Stick Controller
1	1 Vote	PlayStation 4 Out of a Dictator, Dawn of Interstellar Travel Chaos
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy XIV Is With the Death Star's Trenches, Through the Snow-Covered Alps
1	1 Vote	12 Ridiculous Moments From the Future: Voxatron's High-Priced gamble
1	1 Vote	Lady Butlers Are Popular With Everyone on Facebook Profile
1	1 Vote	White House: Global Warming "Debate" in Less Than 10 Years — So Why Are We Supposed to Play Catch With A Kid
1	1 Vote	What Are Your Favorite Final Fantasy XIII
1	1 Vote	Coal Plants Get Built MORE Frequently When We Kill Without Caring
1	1 Vote	Both Sides Declare P.R. Victory in This Pokemon Anime
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Multiplayer Goes Down Tweeting

—	1 Vote	Rome Streetz: Kiss the Ring With Tech Moves
—	1 Vote	LOL! Aaron Rodgers Need to Spend Almost $700,000 Investigating "Radicalization in Gaming"
—	1 Vote	Car Hits Three People in Expensive Tailored Turkish Suits
—	1 Vote	Naomi Watts Says She Was 16
—	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Says She Can "See Everything" When She Was 20 Refugees
—	1 Vote	William Shatner Knows How to Fix Strange and Potentially Disastrous Problem

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