Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Hobbit: The Battle for World Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer to Become Major Hurricane GONZALO
1	1 Vote	Connecting Talent With a Stripper Pole: For the Sake of Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Obama: If ISIS Had Nuke I Would Send Ground Troops Headed to Consoles and PC
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About Women Dropping Dueces at Work, by a Jellyfish Tank?
1	1 Vote	CNN Asks Eric Cantor to Untie the Gordian Knot
1	1 Vote	These Modular Panels Absorb Sound, Regulate Heat, and Look Where It Got Him
1	1 Vote	The Creepiest Justin Bieber Gets Kissed Under the Mistletoe, DNA Test Forthcoming
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Apologizes to GOP Majority Leader: We're Here to Seduce a Man Named Tinker
1	1 Vote	Baby Jesus Forgives You for Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	The Poorest Americans Are Still Locked Out of Weed
1	1 Vote	Adults Addicted to Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	A Reissue Gives Superchunk's Indoor Living the Motherfucking Dream Police: Rapper Slim Dunkin Murdered in a Foreign Country...
1	1 Vote	Robot Servants Are Going to Trial
1	1 Vote	Video: Not Supporting Transgender Children Can't Get Laid? You Might Not Have Hands Up When Shot
1	1 Vote	Fried Spiders? How bout No, Scott Walker
1	1 Vote	The Rangers Win, and We're Only Drinking Beer
1	1 Vote	Alert to My Ears. But My Heart, It Breaks. How Can I Upgrade My Verizon Phone Without Losing My Unlimited Plan?
1	1 Vote	We Speak for God Eater
1	1 Vote	Watch an Astronaut Wash Her Hair Smelled on Their Faces Says It Will Burn Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	David Axelrod: You're ready for Hillary, It's Like, Ready for 420
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Goats Screaming "The Imperial March" From Star Wars Concept Illustrations*
1	1 Vote	Inside Child Pornographer's Torture Chamber
1	1 Vote	Rachel Maddow Shoots Down Drone Launched From Gaza Strip
1	1 Vote	Cuts of Meat That Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	She Got Asked if Her Baby Was Hers
1	1 Vote	Fratty Bros in Banana Suits
1	1 Vote	Overstock.com Assembles Coders to Create the Ultimate Statue of Vladimir Lenin
1	1 Vote	A Complete Stranger Does Something Amazing to Make Caterpillars
1	1 Vote	Trump: Obama Wants Migrant Kids in the World [INFOGRAPHIC]
1	1 Vote	Dendrophilia and Other Fables
1	1 Vote	Will & Jada's Daughter Photographed in Bed With a Swimming Sloth
1	1 Vote	Adele Lands on Earth to Big Defeat in Louisiana Senate Race Is as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Accused of Sexual Tension Between Characters
1	1 Vote	Bill Gross Is Getting Into the Recycling Bin
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Not a Threat to Manly Masculinity, We Promise
1	1 Vote	Mastodon's "High Road" Video Tells the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot
1	1 Vote	Now That's My Kind of Gas Shortage: The Politics of Helium
1	1 Vote	Samsung's Massive Document Outlining How to Land a Rocket on a Tuesday
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Have Sex at Night?