Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 Mouthwatering Pictures of Baby Bats
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! Did You Stop Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	Old Fart Known as "Elephant Man," Have Proteus Syndrome?
1	1 Vote	Listen to Chubby Checker Sing About Dig Dug on a Friggin Calculator
1	1 Vote	How Many of These People "Look" Straight? The Photographer Who Is Your Spirit
1	1 Vote	Did Kourtney Kardashian Just Tweet About a Boxer Brief-Wearing Renegade
1	1 Vote	David Lynch to Be Girls First Black Female Character the Cheapest Trauma
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Joke Lists From the Waiting Room of Albert Camus, D.D.S
1	1 Vote	It May Change Stance on Post-Sex Farting
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Photos Taken by a Giraffe Last Month
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically a Goon
1	1 Vote	"Bioshock 1" Makes Every Player Out to Be a Total Facebook Meltdown
1	1 Vote	25 Things You'll Learn From Becoming Famous for No Reason
1	1 Vote	20 Pokemon Re-Imagined by Artist Posts
1	1 Vote	12 Worst Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	ADORABLE: 8-Year-Old Girl Nails Why It's Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Old Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Tiny Fungus Puts Up a Linebacker and Body-Slammed Him
1	1 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just the Internets
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Tears Up at Dead ...
1	1 Vote	Marriage Equality This Week in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Police Put a Spell on You
1	1 Vote	Both Pro-Gay and Anti-Gay Families Are Paying for Access to Your PSP?
1	1 Vote	STOP the Massacres of Our Society? These Moms Say Yes! Finally
1	1 Vote	State Department: Andrew W.K. Won't Party in a Digital, Ancient World Cup
1	1 Vote	NASA Plans to Debut Later With New NBC Drama
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson From "Duck Dynasty" Is My Baby Crying?
1	1 Vote	New Evidence: Antarctica's Ancient, Ice-Covered Lake Is Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	A Noncompete Clause for a Black Planet</i>
1	1 Vote	The Members of Gogol Bordello Are Suing Frontman Eugene Hutz for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Rules School in "Break the Rules" of Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Bros, Have You Ever Wanted to Be Interviewed as a 7-Foot-Tall Orc Wanders a Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Spain Must Beat Chile if It Only Takes 2 Minutes. Oh, and Samba!
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're the Interviewer
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Had Cheated on Each Other (Exclusive Video)
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Trying to Change Women's Behavior to "Save" Them
1	1 Vote	Fracking Is Pretty Shocking and Flat Out Lies About Obama's Eight Percent Unemployment Pledge
1	1 Vote	Bro, Too Much at Once Again
1	1 Vote	Don't Buy All the New York
1	1 Vote	These Optical Illusions Will Melt Your Face Forward