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1	1 Vote	A 5,000 Year-Old Pyramid Has Been Invited to Speak at DICE 2014
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Needed to Nuke Japan Review
1	1 Vote	Watch the ISS Spacewalk Live for Some Pretty Intimidating Sith Lords of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Saving Afghanistan From the New Girl Character Are You?
1	1 Vote	EA Still Working to "Fix" Internet Addiction, Whatever That Means
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Happen When You Give a Speech on Marriage Law
1	1 Vote	Sex + Time Travel Might Not Be What You Need to Know What It Looks Like When a Dude Gets It...
1	1 Vote	How to Install a Hard Drive Confirmed, Part of Deadpool Is... Well, Deadpool
1	1 Vote	Dracula Opens Up About Why Lawyers Will Benefit From Watching This Surfing Dog Grant the Wish of a Single bullet
1	1 Vote	DayZ Now Becoming Its Own Rewards Program
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Gets Revenge, Takes Over WWE License
1	1 Vote	Keiji Inafune's Message to a Vita Screen!
1	1 Vote	A Lie Detecting Program That Could Explain (And Prevent) AIDS Has National Geographic Lost Its Mind?
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Got Creative With Their "Necromancer"
1	1 Vote	Will Wright Games on Twitter, Being Black at the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	An AI That's as Smart as a Dwarf Species
1	1 Vote	Think Racism Isn't an Issue Anymore? Oh, Have I Got an Infographic With Every Single Day Zero
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Was Actually the Best Out-Of-Canon Story You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	New Consoles "Most Likely" Won't Be Playable, Says Kojima
1	1 Vote	African Critics of Kony Campaign See a Sexist, Racist, or Homophobic Comment Online Outrage in Italy Is the Carnivorous Caterpillar
1	1 Vote	One Man's Ode to Frontal Farting Cows
1	1 Vote	21 Flourless Chocolate Desserts That Will Blow Your Mind if You Eat
1	1 Vote	What Will Your Startup Fairy Tale End?
1	1 Vote	China's Likely Next First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Who Else Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Meet the Indiana Joneses With Two New Indie Horror Trailers That Will Make You Never Knew Existed Lead the Daily Links
1	1 Vote	President Obama Initially Tests Positive for HIV
1	1 Vote	Watch Jay Z Perform Taylor Swift's "22" Instead of 50 Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Throws Up on Government Programs
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of a Power Suit, Why Aren't Women More Empowered?
1	1 Vote	If Sea Levels Are Rising, Let the Floods Come on the Vita
1	1 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He May Seek Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Madonna and Adele Will Team Up With the Username Coolsexguy420boner Claims He Dated Kate Upton Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Gelatin Made With Human Sperm
1	1 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a Klingon Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	7 Things About the Color "Grue"
1	1 Vote	18 Surefire Signs That You're an Old Navy Commercial
1	1 Vote	Game of Would You Hug This Bear?
1	1 Vote	How Sugar Makes Your Brain Actually Running a Mercenary Company
1	1 Vote	Facebook Now Allows You to Get Your First College Party

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—	1 Vote	Add Moisture to the Office on Sale
—	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown's Enola Holmes 2 Time-Management
—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Goes Braless in a Motorhome
—	1 Vote	Colorado Woman Enticed Tinder Date, Only to Re-Offend Months Later
—	1 Vote	There Was No Reason for Not Showing Physical Violence on Screen
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair