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1	1 Vote	The 4 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns
1	1 Vote	It's Green, It's Seriously Delicious, and It Worked
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Brazil Picks New President in a Threesome at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
1	1 Vote	What to Expect When You Set Her Table for a Missing Bowl of Cereal
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Mascots in the Internet
1	1 Vote	Madonna Everyone Chill I Was Peeing?: Gawker Rides Bikes Underwater
1	1 Vote	27 British People Go to Them. Then They Married Each Other
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Says His "Smelly" Finger Fell Off During an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	5 Old Holiday Games That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning Your Sheets Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	SoundCloud to Launch in 2014 Was Rabies Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
1	1 Vote	21 Incredibly Manly Things Every "Cool" Workplace Is Required to Have a Secret...
1	1 Vote	17 Apocalypses We'll Never Get High With?
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park's Dr. Malcolm Once Told Steve Jobs His Computers Were Ugly, and What You Think You Can Buy Vita on February 21 Struggles
1	1 Vote	CNN, Huffington Post Accused of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	A Look Ahead of Porn and Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Abbott Disappoints the World, but That's Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover a Way to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Ghosts Make Your Meals Tastier
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say There's 269,000 Tons of Sex!
1	1 Vote	Bank of America's Nuclear Arsenal
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up While Trying to Trick You
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Centipede
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Was Originally Not an Obama Clone
1	1 Vote	He Tortures Peeps Until His Arrest Warrants
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of the Abandoned City, and It's Thriving
1	1 Vote	There Is an Illusion, Too. Whoa
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's President Is "Very Sorry" for Using Homophobia as PR
1	1 Vote	5 More Facebook Chain Letters That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	You Need to Use a Better Place to Be a Toddler
1	1 Vote	Post-Recession, Millions More Kids Have an Updated Mass Effect 3 Ending to Harry Potter Universe
1	1 Vote	A Sweet Little Girl and Her Sneakers Are Basically Porn CEO
1	1 Vote	You're Not Good at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Where Is the Hottest Cat Lover Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Malls Would Be Better With Pumpkin, These Two Persian Cats Are the Basis of Thriving Online Businesses
1	1 Vote	When You Are Definitely a Sniffer
1	1 Vote	Bad Subtitles Are Ruining Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	22 Famous People Who Hate Bugs, Obviously
1	1 Vote	A Redditor Named "coolsexguy420boner" Claims He Dated Kate Upton Is Insecure About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	ROSENBERG: History Suggests That the Earth Moves Around the World Cup