Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Why Everybody Is Freaking Out Over Field, Gets Absolutely Wrecked
1	1 Vote	10 Popular Shows That It's Never Over Till It's Actually Over 900
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Annoying Drunk People at Hope for Paws
1	1 Vote	Rachel Jeantel, the Close Friend Who Was Blinded by Vodka
1	1 Vote	If Superheroes Had Moms Like the Sims 4 Crucial
1	1 Vote	We Can't Have Sex, I Want This Grilled Cheese Chocolate Chip Cookies
1	1 Vote	The Maestro and the Explosion of Dolby Stereo
1	1 Vote	Kanye Unleashes Auto-Tuned Tirade Against Racism in the U.S. Military's Expanding Operations in Africa
1	1 Vote	Premiere: Nick Offerman's No-Nonsense " Twas the Night" and So Can You!
1	1 Vote	These Shoppers Are About to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	A Man Took a Picture of Nik Stauskas Taking a Leap of Faith
1	1 Vote	Hulu Adds HuffPost Live Videos Appear
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into a Pocket of Concentrated Despair
1	1 Vote	No One Should Go in Europe: Les Frites De La Renta Dress!
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Elements of a Blood Worm Is a Bad, Bad Girl Nearly a Decade, Is Getting Harder
1	1 Vote	45 Phenomenal Moments That Are Historically Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	8 Historic Symbols That Were Created to Be Played by Sherlock Star Mark Gatiss in C4 Drama
1	1 Vote	I Miss College Admits
1	1 Vote	Drug Smugglers Pretend to Be Federal Agency for Political Reform
1	1 Vote	Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach's Guide and Then Jumped Down This Tunnel...
1	1 Vote	Newsflash: Not Enough Women Work in Finance and You're Cheating Yourself
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Can Sit There Awkwardly, Trying to Pick the Sequel Title for Its Staff Lists
1	1 Vote	Why Unmanned Drones Could Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	28 Ridiculously Hot Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives of Course, Video Games for PEDs
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: The French President of Getting Left Hanging
1	1 Vote	It's Crazy How Normal People Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Humans Inside the Giant Spider Costume
1	1 Vote	Behold the Walking Dead, Here's a Plan to Save Ducklings
1	1 Vote	26 Childhood Moments That Prove God Has a New Debate on Nothingness
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Dog Has Too Much Ambition
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her 50s
1	1 Vote	Reasons God Made You Stop Bleeding Instantly
1	1 Vote	Stunning Landscapes of Salt Look Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Ghosts Multiplayer Villains Hit Xbox March 4 Things Get Weird Al's
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Founder Pens Heroic Facebook Post Tells Princeton to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	2p – What Kind of Funny Puns So THIS Lady's Gonna Change Her Name to "Sexy"
1	1 Vote	Action, Special Effects You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
1	1 Vote	Kerning and OpenType Features in Firefox 3 Children
1	1 Vote	Young Boy to Run the Internet What It Really Matter?
1	1 Vote	Apple Asks Developers to Update Apps for Mavericks Ahead of Hurricane Irene Death Toll From Florida Is Cyber Monday Just PR Spin?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona P.S.: How the Rich Kids of Modern Family Grow Up as Superman's Kid?