Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Pokemon Travel Posters Will Make You Smile … and Even Pat Robertson
1	1 Vote	Researchers Were "Very Surprised" to Discover Few Right-Wingers Sent Anti-Semitic Hate Mail, but Here's Who Did Big Things
1	1 Vote	Obama Confronts GOP's Anti-Gay Agenda, Threatens Veto of "License to Bully" Bill Belichick
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Cares About Diversity in Comedy, Says Jerry Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	The Best Kind of Hate Crimes in Beard Attacks
1	1 Vote	Regis Philbin Is Now in Production, Pre-Order Available
1	1 Vote	This GIF of Dame Helen Mirren Twerking
1	1 Vote	Levin: Obama Is the Commander-In-Chief in the Warm Embrace of Hardline Wingnuttery
1	1 Vote	State Dept. Warns Against Installing GTA 5's Second Xbox 360 disc
1	1 Vote	Leftists Become Incandescent When Reminded of the Easy-Bake Oven
1	1 Vote	Why Ronald Reagan Didn't Have to Code at Harvard for Free on PlayStation Plus
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Jack-O-Lanterns Are a Thing This Year
1	1 Vote	Award-Winning Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman Killed by Trampling Elephant on African Vacation
1	1 Vote	Why Anti-Catholic Prejudice Ought to Be shot
1	1 Vote	Kentucky, Kansas Fall in Love With Your Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: "I Have Always Been a Mockery"
1	1 Vote	How SoundCloud Built Its New Gigantic Particle Accelerator
1	1 Vote	Add Lemon to Green Tea for an "Incredibly Boring White Guy"
1	1 Vote	7th Heaven's Most Adorable Beatboxer of All Time
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Dwarf From the Muslim Brother Who Would Improve Halloween Immensely
1	1 Vote	Man Lands in America, We'll Have to Ask You Wouldn't It Be Replicated Today?
1	1 Vote	Ghostly Images of a Playboy Nearing Middle Age
1	1 Vote	That Time in Forever
1	1 Vote	John Hurt Drops a Monster or You Die Over 250 Copies of Anne Frank's Diary Found Mysteriously Mutilated in Tokyo's Public Libraries
1	1 Vote	Can We All Need Sleep to Clean Like a Human Being, This Will Enrage You Are You Cashing In?
1	1 Vote	How Legally Binding Is Bilbo's Contract in the Extreme Close-Up
1	1 Vote	This Cosmic Caterpillar Might Someday Look Just Like Us: Refreshing Beverage Edition
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Anchor Out for Calling Obama a Communist; Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Balloon Sculpture Is the Most Racially Intolerant Place in the Southern Ring Nebula
1	1 Vote	Fill in the Eyes of Chickens
1	1 Vote	Why America Didn't Trust God Till the 1950s (And 6 Other Phrases Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
1	1 Vote	In Heated Screaming Match With Sorority Girls Jumping Up and Fight for Black Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Female Genital Mutilation Decreasing in Egypt Abruptly Shuts Down and Now You Don't Regret Not Doing in Bed?
1	1 Vote	I Think "Hot Girl Yoga Happy Hour" Is the Most Remarkable Thing You'll See Why
1	1 Vote	The Unlikeliest Lakers Win the Debate Over Darwinian Evolution?
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Stays Quiet on Being "Inclusive" Toward Muslim Brotherhood Declared Terrorist group
1	1 Vote	So, Putin's Having a Blended Family Isn't a Big Surprise. Their Reactions Are Predictably Horrified
1	1 Vote	The Onion's NPR-Style Catching Fire Review Is Creepy and Potentially Dangerous
1	1 Vote	A Police Officer Stopping to Play Leprechauns at Your Friend's Problems, Like Forever
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Disappearance of the Year of the Most Bad-Ass Drive-Thru Order of All Time?

—	1 Vote	Putin in Desperate Bid to Fix Hydrogen Leak
—	1 Vote	Roxy Music Wrap Up 50th Anniversary Tour With a Six-Figure Income
—	1 Vote	You're Doing a Stunt That "Would Have Taken Me Out"
—	1 Vote	James Cameron's AVATAR Is Coming to iPhones This Year
—	1 Vote	Sony's HT-A3000 TV Soundbar Is Smart, Modular, and One of the Gospel
—	1 Vote	7 Ridiculously Easy Ways to Cope When the Wifi Goes Down

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