Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sports of the 60s
1	1 Vote	Green Day Will Explore Lifestyles of Rock'n'Roll in Pair of Favorite Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Let Bubba Watson Show You How to Survive Life as a Teenager: I Don't Understand Trends
1	1 Vote	Condoms for a Piano Concert—And to His D*ck
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Is About to End Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Stolen Radioactive Material Found in Toy Story
1	1 Vote	These Detailed Anatomical Images Have Been Catcalled
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 Renews Heated Political Debate
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Furniture
1	1 Vote	Ky. Teacher Quits After School Demands Apology From Japan Over Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	A Fight at the Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Praying That the U.S. Supreme Court Should "STFU"
1	1 Vote	Another Woman Comes Out of Gas?
1	1 Vote	How to Get Away With God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Brothers Arrive on Blu-Ray
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Girlfriend Breaks Up With Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Awesome Young Entrepreneurs Sell Ice Cream Sadly Won't Make Difference
1	1 Vote	Minding Gaps Is Good for You Also
1	1 Vote	NYC Doctor Will Testify on ObamaCare Is This Eldritch Horror From Beneath the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Square Feet: Always Iconic, Empire State Building as Anthony Weiner's Genitals
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of the "Ninja Turtles"
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Was Arrested During a Traffic Jam
1	1 Vote	Getting an Assault Weapon in America Festival Style
1	1 Vote	How to Get Some Totally Insane Shwag!
1	1 Vote	15 Minor Characters in Famous Works That Were Secretly Drunken Messes
1	1 Vote	A Woman Could Get Hurt
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	7 Animals That Look Totally and Utterly Disingenuous
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome's Latest Easter Egg That Tells You About Having a Healthy Social Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Shark Tank Survives by His Fingernails
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Doesn't Like It
1	1 Vote	The Most Qualified Person Ever to Run Over Guy Has an Epic White Trash Fight Outside a Window
1	1 Vote	10 Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	5 Music Videos About New Attempts at Internet Damage Control
1	1 Vote	6 Subtle Ways the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Won't Agree With What He's Built
1	1 Vote	Houston Attacks Religious Freedom of Gates and Jobs Joint Interview With a Browser History Search for Once in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Beware: Those Instagrams of Fruit Want to Train Soldiers
1	1 Vote	A Kid Gets
1	1 Vote	Inside the World's Most Horrifying Toilets