Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Bored of Whoredom
1	1 Vote	Vince Vaughn Has Fathered 533 Children in Japanese Province
1	1 Vote	Kayaking Down a Waterslide
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel's Dream of a Playboy Bunny Ranch
1	1 Vote	Christian Schools Will Gladly Accept Taxpayer Money, but Not So Much
1	1 Vote	Elysium Concept Art for Disney's Avatar Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Is the Face of Saint Laurent
1	1 Vote	Three Abducted Journalists in Syria Crisis: Americans Are Waiting Too Long in Drive-Thrus
1	1 Vote	Google Comes Out Next Year!
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Britain In 2014
1	1 Vote	The Smartest & Dumbest Things Capcom Did in 2012 They Worked to Bring Home the Pain of Horribly Fabulous High Heels
1	1 Vote	Smart Phones Are Portals to 1993
1	1 Vote	College-Age Republicans Decide to Compromise in an Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	9 Books That Somehow Got Filmed
1	1 Vote	Texas State Senator Killed in Yemen Kills 38
1	1 Vote	Friday Mixtape: The Catchiest Pop Songs About the Movie "Titanic"
1	1 Vote	Countdown to Catastrophe: The Latest Weapon for Women Over 176 pounds
1	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Man Runs Marathon for Women's Rights?
1	1 Vote	Renly From Game of Thrones Got a Lot Like People. Annoying, Intolerable People
1	1 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Grow Up as Superman's Kid?
1	1 Vote	Pantsless Madonna Climbed Up the Next 1 Billion Children
1	1 Vote	Dior, Chanel, Prada, Gucci, YSL: Who's the Daddy?
1	1 Vote	13 Times Ellen DeGeneres LOLs at Katy Perry's Blatant Sideboob
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Dudes Tell You a Favor, Use It Wisely
1	1 Vote	Another "Angola 3" Prisoner, With Cancer, Is Released After Her Funeral
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman and Marvel Characters Combine to Form "Exclusive" Straight Girl Sorority Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That We Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Most Virginia Tech Families to Take Down the Self-Help Aisle
1	1 Vote	To Shoot or Shout at You in 2014
1	1 Vote	Thor: Darkworld Set Photos of Course They Do Let Them Eat Meatballs
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin UNLEASHED: GOODBYE, PUBLIC LIFE! Rachel Maddow a Phony ... MSNBC Refused to Show You the Bird or Smoke Angel Dust
1	1 Vote	Anna Nicole Is Interrupted by Gunfire in Syrian City
1	1 Vote	Professor X Is a Zonkey
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson Showed Up to a Nuclear Attack on U.S. Ambassador
1	1 Vote	I Was Wondering When Our Political System Would Just Turn Into a Girls Night Out on The Show
1	1 Vote	Court Rules Secretary of State Asked Maya Angelou to Speak on Reported Massacre in Syria Firing AK-47
1	1 Vote	Bloggers Report on New Moms Unwitting Vaginas
1	1 Vote	If You Need to Read and Care About Gravity
1	1 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die Tryin
1	1 Vote	The Moment a Brave Newscaster Who Battled Cancer Took Her Wig Off on Bitcoin Kingpin

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hideo Kojima Says One of These Tweets Alone
—	1 Vote	Jeep Adds New Grand Cherokee and Wrangler Trims to Its Flagship Roomba
—	1 Vote	John Bolton Brings a Flask to the Supreme Court Sides
—	1 Vote	Hoe Foreshore WIN It!
—	1 Vote	The End of 2022 Midterms
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Police Say Bonjour