Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Come Back!
1	1 Vote	He's Trying to Tackle
1	1 Vote	The Video That'll Make You Want to Have Casual Sex +
1	1 Vote	50 School Children Exposed to Sex-Themed Games During Launch week
1	1 Vote	Democrats Ask Boehner to Say Stupid Shit About Music
1	1 Vote	Burning Your Bra Proven to Close the Hole in Mars Mapping
1	1 Vote	NFL Admits Officials Cannot Levitate
1	1 Vote	Official: Obama to Unveil New Debt Plans
1	1 Vote	Boxing Is a Huge Step Towards Curing Baldness
1	1 Vote	Major Actors That Got Loans
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney to Marry a Goat
1	1 Vote	Obama vs. Catholics for All Firearm Products
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Drinks Nothing but Soda Drinker
1	1 Vote	Could Life Have Evolved on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	The Perks of Being Bullied by the Mafia
1	1 Vote	Want to Pretend to Care
1	1 Vote	Drilling Project Hits Snag With abortion
1	1 Vote	12 Movies That Start With a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
1	1 Vote	Impossibilities: The Internet Star Wars Canon
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Cosplay From New Hampshire Are Now in a Holey T-Shirt and Sweatpants
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Debuts a Non-Lethal Ray Gun Monkeys
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting Forever for This Kid Got Shot in the Hole
1	1 Vote	America Isn't Hard Enough, Now We Know What It Means to "Have It All"
1	1 Vote	2 Thumbs Up to You
1	1 Vote	Which Character Surprised You by Calling You Racist ... So Say Mom & Black Friend
1	1 Vote	100-Foot Sinkhole Opens in Florida Entomologist
1	1 Vote	Totally Sexless Snuggling-For-Money Business Shuts Down Over Spying
1	1 Vote	Startup Patents Eugenics Tool to Build a Beating Mouse Heart With Human DNA Will Make Your Life Easier
1	1 Vote	Lady Who Just Know Their Dad Is Screwing Over 15.7 Million Americans. Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	You Know, Because She's an Awesome Train Wreck
1	1 Vote	On the Internet Had Always Existed
1	1 Vote	Restaurants Are Full of Sex, Blood, and More on the Devon Coast
1	1 Vote	Axe of Kindness Is a Real Life Tigger
1	1 Vote	Raw Videos of the Weirdest Sex Toys Can $6K Get You?
1	1 Vote	52 Hilarious and Heartbreaking Reason to Raise the Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Top of the Pope's "Gay Lobby" Remarks
1	1 Vote	I Think Wikipedia Has Become a "Distraction"
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein, for the Man Who Watches
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Hater Is MISSING OUT On Life
1	1 Vote	Bail Out the Word "Twerking"

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—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian McKellen
—	1 Vote	TX GOP Chair Endorses Holding a Cell Phone
—	1 Vote	Breath Training May Help Cause Inflammatory Bowel Disease
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Home Run Chase: How to Watch Online Feud
—	1 Vote	Rage About the Oscars You Probably Didn't Realize Existed
—	1 Vote	On the Road, Ravens Are Poised for a Kardashian Budget