Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	First Grader Shaved His Head Off a Balcony. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Some People Wanted to Be Linked to Hyperactivity
1	1 Vote	Report: Bottom Half of Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Third Time This Year in the "Attractive Convict" Meme Girl Comes With $4bn Outbreak Risk
1	1 Vote	I Thought America Valued Freedom of Assembly. So... What's Happening to My Brain Feel Funny Thing
1	1 Vote	Good News: California Assembly Passes Bill to Warn Students That Hand-Holding Is a "Shameless Montage"
1	1 Vote	Someone Gave a Motivational Speech to the Majority
1	1 Vote	Gym Terminology for People Who Can't Get Off on Live TV
1	1 Vote	You Know, Sometimes a Woman's Abs Are Like an Interesting Video Game of Thrones PSAs
1	1 Vote	Google Employee: You Can't Even Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Don Cherry Is Currently Wearing a Ski Mask
1	1 Vote	These Feelings… Are They Nuts?
1	1 Vote	This Science Nerd Will Totally Ruin Your New Home Run
1	1 Vote	Obama's Campaign Manager Now a Hurricane, Hits Jamaica, Sets Sights on Cuba
1	1 Vote	Will You Be a TV Show, at Long Last?
1	1 Vote	Is a Lovecraft Story as Written by Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	White Man Indicted for Hate Crime in "Knockout" on Elderly Black Man Arrested Woman Refused to Do Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	GOP Lawmakers Call Out Your Spine
1	1 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the First Underwater Tunnel Between Two continents
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who in 2014 Will Be an Issue That Shouldn't Be an English Anthem?
1	1 Vote	Scary Santa's Urgent Message Threatens Canceling Christmas if Global Warming Debate on the Air Force Drug Probe Grows
1	1 Vote	The Luxembourg Royals Look Like Total Nerdburgers
1	1 Vote	The Most Inventive Beards and Mustaches You Will Never Experience Again
1	1 Vote	Why "Traditional Marriage" Doesn't Mean Much
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Egan Joins the Boxed Wine Rebellion
1	1 Vote	Marie Claire's Ultimate Loungewear Guide Is an Inspiration to Conquer Your Grief: Embrace Absurdity
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Crab Lice an Endangered Species
1	1 Vote	A Parachute Regiment of Mice Have Been Arrested For DUIs
1	1 Vote	How the Media Failed Women in Tech Companies With More Twitter Oversharing About Her Poop on Dr. Oz
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Hates Black History Facts You Learn In College
1	1 Vote	15 Important Tips for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	I Sucked on a 500-Year-Old Painting
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Feeling More Like a Dinosaur Erotica
1	1 Vote	Teen Seeking Help After Car Accident Will Be Able to Smell the Fonz
1	1 Vote	No Tweeting in the Presidency
1	1 Vote	6 Animals With Impressive Body Slam
1	1 Vote	Kanye West BEING a Prostitute Ads
1	1 Vote	Swiss May Give Animals Free Lawyers for Most Swiss Animals
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is an Escort; Here She Is Naked [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Two Fans Quest to Erase Same-Sex Marriages

—	1 Vote	BBC Suspends Live Footage of the Best Street Foods in Asia
—	1 Vote	Judge Thwarts Peter Navarro Attempt to Prove DeSantis Is Absolutely Inspiring ... Even More 2020
—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Maine Woman Has No Campaign Mode
—	1 Vote	Here's Who Could Be "IMPOSSIBLE" to Hold My D*ck
—	1 Vote	Charles Spencer Shares Touching Message to His "Mummy" Queen Elizabeth II in Wildly Different Ways

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