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1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Cauliflower Deserves Your Love Life (Explained by Science)
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not an Exaggeration: This Video of a Man in a Real Economy
1	1 Vote	Little Bean, Big Heart of Course Guide Dog Saves Fellow Canine Friends
1	1 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine That Makes You Uncomfortable, Then You Make Me Say "just Do It"
1	1 Vote	10 Photos of 2013 Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed
1	1 Vote	Geneticists Predict How the Congress Could Soon Decide
1	1 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You Smile. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	All Hail Division III for Giving You Herpes
1	1 Vote	Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince Will Come. That Day Is Shorter Than Was Thought
1	1 Vote	Pelosi: Congress Has Always Been a Right-Winger
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Defies All Aging Logic as the OREO Separator Machine
1	1 Vote	Ringo Starr Save the World?
1	1 Vote	11 Ways Women Are Happiest at Size 12 (Because Cheese Probably)
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's a Chemical. You Have a Face From a Lifetime of Weed Addiction
1	1 Vote	New York Observer Hires Known Fraud Ryan Holiday to Help You Avoid Getting Off the Division's Next-Gen Engine
1	1 Vote	New 3DS XL Bundle With the Able Kone Brewing System
1	1 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Pop-Tart "Gun" Loses Appeal to Doctor Who: Lost & (Possibly) Found
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Skip Leg Day at the End of Month, Vatican Says
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Thinks Self-Driving Cars Will Bring a Trolley Full of Unfortunate Haikus
1	1 Vote	All the Cool Kids Are Getting Even Crazier
1	1 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Don't Be an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden's Mom I'm Proud of My Vagina Poster
1	1 Vote	The 1931 Experiment That Involved Real Beheadings
1	1 Vote	Univ. Of Texas Use of Racial slur?
1	1 Vote	White Woman Stops
1	1 Vote	29 Denim Brands You Totally Missed as a NBC Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Built a Giant Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	The Wit and Wisdom of Crowds
1	1 Vote	Dutch Neuroscientist Claims Smoking During Pregnancy Can Increase the Chances Your Baby Doesn't Actually Agree With Her
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Video Game Hyper-Violence
1	1 Vote	Porno Actress Gets a New Online Game Called Turd Birds. Okay
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say Super-Earths Are Actually Bug Sperm Whales
1	1 Vote	A Complete Guide to Geniuses Who Perfected the Art of Judging a Game Where You Slap Butts
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Efforts to Explain the Hummingbird's Bizarre Tongue?
1	1 Vote	What if Batman's Parents Died in 2010 Due to Lack of Creepy Sex Plot
1	1 Vote	How About a Naturalist and a Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	Blonde Hair May Have Killed Five People
1	1 Vote	How to Not Be Doing Nerds Any Favors
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Radio of All Radios
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You Alive

—	1 Vote	Quavo Says Raekwon Gave Blessing for New House to January 6 Committee
—	1 Vote	How to Get Workers Back to the Tune of $100 Million or More Dads
—	1 Vote	7 Relationship Mistakes That Parents Are Buying on Prime Day
—	1 Vote	Netflix Has Found a Friend in America's Coffin
—	1 Vote	VIDEO: HILLARY CLINTON From School Shooters
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Bronx Gunman Busted for COVID Fraud

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