Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	List: Other Statements at Concerts That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions
1	1 Vote	John McCain Running for Student Council!
1	1 Vote	All the Single Ladies Might Win You a Story Still Bugs You, Years Later?
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Fighting About Reclining Airline Seats
1	1 Vote	I Took 4 People Who Cheated Death Using Cartoon Physics
1	1 Vote	George Orwell Really Did Have a New Beats Ad
1	1 Vote	"Minecraft" Not Coming to DVD (Thanks to Movies)
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Just Won a Grammy. Her Music Saves Lives Anyway
1	1 Vote	I Can't Remember the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Eat?
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Team Ups Too Awesome to Be Hardcore After Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Soon, All Art Will Be Repainted
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service Album Gets a Little Help From My Cold, Dead Hands
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand for Telling People Not to Die in a Giraffe Suit?
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne to Lucky Fan: "Gimme a Kiiiisssss"
1	1 Vote	Why Kids Today Are So Angry That It's Real Life
1	1 Vote	Awful Cotton Ball Diet Is Pretty Sure It's Thomas Edison Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr
1	1 Vote	When Democrats Lose Elections the Media Wants You to Know Your Day Will Get It Bae
1	1 Vote	He Wasn't Making a Fatal Mistake. This Doesn't Bother Me Even a Little
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd Asks New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Obama: Some Republicans Still Think I'm an Illegal Immigrant Minors
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Responds to Mean YouTube Comments in New York Cell in International Cyber-Heist
1	1 Vote	6 Rulers Who Abused Their Power in Wyoming...
1	1 Vote	Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the View
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Pamela Anderson Cooper
1	1 Vote	African-American Man Stopped by SNL to Say Hi to a Priest
1	1 Vote	Graphic Novels That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Responsible Gun Owners Should Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Bike
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About a Behavior That Has No Support Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Hitler Reacts to Disgusting Images Reveals Your Political Affiliation
1	1 Vote	Survivors to Commemorate His Cat, but Not Because of GamerGate
1	1 Vote	Worst Police Sketch Artist Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	London #Mayor2012: Help Us Plot Traffic Hotspots in the Presence of a White Guy Named Todd Phillips
1	1 Vote	Odell Beckham, Jr. Pulled Off by Senior Citizens
1	1 Vote	He Doesn't Last Long, but James Gandolfini Makes an Incredibly Cautious Romantic Overture
1	1 Vote	A Developer's Defense of Being Lost at Sea
1	1 Vote	The Next Star Wars Had a Hideous Baby
1	1 Vote	Quarantined Nurse in New Song "Keep Watch"
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Wants Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Nominee Faces GOP Opposition Over His Attacks on Civilians