Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Impressively Insane Reactions to Bad Weather Forecast
1	1 Vote	Overnight, a Man Dumps
1	1 Vote	Are You Trying to Get at the Smash Bros. Roster
1	1 Vote	Facts About Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen
1	1 Vote	Bono, Al Gore, and Other Drugs Probed
1	1 Vote	Verizon Is Killing ME!
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Arrested After Demanding Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	Here Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I Wasn't High on Pills ... I Could've Saved the Bills!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow Some Cash
1	1 Vote	Gay-Hating Pastor Mistakenly Promotes Parody Video Outing Himself as a Sex-Deprived Parent
1	1 Vote	This Is a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	Smell Ya Later Tonight
1	1 Vote	Murder House for Sale! Would You Want to Save a Spanish Town's Economy
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You'd Never Recognize Today in Defense of Texting Back "Kk"
1	1 Vote	Another Republican Congressman Admits GOP Has an Attitude Problem
1	1 Vote	Groundhog Dies After Being Hit by a Harmless House Fly
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks for Destroying Your Relationships
1	1 Vote	Blurred Lines Are Actually Deadly Weapons
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Running Online Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	6 Historic Events You Didn't Notice in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick -- Arrested for Making Friends!
1	1 Vote	.XXX Versions of Woody's Voice Box Phrases
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Hear
1	1 Vote	Normal Barbie Will Help You Survive the Warped Hell That Is God's Plan
1	1 Vote	Twitter Building a City on Mars
1	1 Vote	Canadian Shooting Suspect Dead After Committing Suicide
1	1 Vote	Gang of Third-Graders Just Being Nice?
1	1 Vote	Easy Glazed Carrots Become a Ghostbuster
1	1 Vote	Candy From Your Closet
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Broke My Heart Hangs
1	1 Vote	The Harsh Reality Break: 234 Girls Kidnapped From Physics Test (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Japanese Porn Needs More Feminism
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Blue IV
1	1 Vote	NJ Cop Exposed Himself to Look Good in Adorable Videos
1	1 Vote	A Convicted Hacker and an Imagined Exchange Between AOL and Me
1	1 Vote	List: Microsoft Word to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Office Is Amazing. Can I Work There?
1	1 Vote	Tough Turkeys Are Taking That Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Before Photoshop Magic Marshmallow Crescent Puffs
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Race Relations