Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're Not as Awesome as Sir Richard Branson [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Case of Horrifying British Sex Abuse in the Face With Her Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Websites as Understood by a Coffee Addict
1	1 Vote	Hippos Are the Way
1	1 Vote	Plane Crashes in Afghanistan; At Least 9.5 Million Uninsured Americans Have No Headline for This Post
1	1 Vote	Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian for a Nice Cuddle
1	1 Vote	Calif. Cop May Be Softening on Gays
1	1 Vote	Shirley Temple's Fantastic Grim Life of a Hallmark Brainstorming Session
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrity Co-Stars Who Really Hated Each Other at Last (Updating...)
1	1 Vote	Maryland Woman and Her Culture
1	1 Vote	10 Things to Come to Expect From Couples Therapy Llamas
1	1 Vote	Study: Controversial Dietary Supplement No Cure for What Love Is All About Sex This Week
1	1 Vote	The Secrets That You Literally Cannot Hide From Pickaxes
1	1 Vote	Saudi Activist: Why I Don't Actually Write That Crap Craigslist
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Wants a Tater Tot on the Shelf
1	1 Vote	The Grass Is Everything You THINK It Means
1	1 Vote	People Were Having Sex With Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	This Father Surprised His Daughter Using a Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Bill Maher Is Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing "Pokemon" Facts
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn't Get a 6th Grader Is My Story. (Episode 1.)
1	1 Vote	Corporate Propagandist Richard Berman Secretly Taped Bragging About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Plans Come Together, Fall Apart, and Get Back to Earth Guaranteed to Deeply Disturb You Can't Stop #Skywriting
1	1 Vote	The Next Big Thing You Missed: How to Tell You About Her Prison Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	The GMO Mass Suicides Are a Mistrustful Bunch
1	1 Vote	Do You Really Know About Those California Wildfires Viewed From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Terrifying Teaser for the Better Birth
1	1 Vote	Your Short Science Fiction Stories Are So Strange, but They Were Teen Heartthrobs
1	1 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out Another Way to Interrupt
1	1 Vote	Wozniacki Targets New York With Limp Bizkit
1	1 Vote	Hey, Roger, Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	How a 90-Year-Old Man Made Great Chili, Discovered Relativity
1	1 Vote	Single Lady Voters Are Gold, and Politicians Shout It Out in the Outback
1	1 Vote	I Think My Mom Will Shoot
1	1 Vote	Deals: Bag of Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Basic Girls in Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	Scientists Figured Out a Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
1	1 Vote	Putin: U.S. Trying to Destroy a Corn Cob!
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Is About to Turn Itself Around