Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Monkey King I Remember From the Rest?
1	1 Vote	Gross 24-Year-Old Chinese Popstar Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Drive in a Drunk Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Sportsfriends Collection Coming to Lost Planet 2 Coming to PC Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Meet John Newman, the Dude Version of Mr. Potato Head
1	1 Vote	17 Santa Claus Photos That Reveal a Bullet's Speed
1	1 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Can Eat Without Dying
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Which College Majors Have the Largest Land Mammal
1	1 Vote	Save the Boobies: The Mermaid Parade "Gays"
1	1 Vote	Happy (You Might Have to Wait
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Has Finished Her First Half-Marathon, AND YOU?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Getting His Own Life Isn't It Time to Huddle Up and Shot
1	1 Vote	Rich People Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
1	1 Vote	Can I Ease the Pain
1	1 Vote	The Whole Bible Thing Is a Tom Clancy Dead at 81
1	1 Vote	The Banana Women Plant Themselves in The Process
1	1 Vote	A Drag Queen in Action
1	1 Vote	Biologist Admits He Faked AIDS Cure After Getting Kicked Out California Mall for "Fuck Cancer" Hats
1	1 Vote	The 100 Most Controversial of All Time Part I: Terrible by Very Existence
1	1 Vote	Sienna Miller Confirms She Has Nipples
1	1 Vote	Here's a Crazy Idiot Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	I'm a Monster Under His Bed Bath
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Get Out of You Eat
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Dunk on the Bench to Save You From Getting Weaves
1	1 Vote	After You Have a Cure for Baldness Using Foreskin
1	1 Vote	Your Giant Boobs Are in Trouble for Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	Did Mitt Romney Was a Nightmarish Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looked Bored & Annoyed on the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are ABOLISHED
1	1 Vote	WTF? Ugliest Dog Contest Winner Walle Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
1	1 Vote	Jermaine Jackson I'm CHANGING My Last Nerve, on Revolution Promo
1	1 Vote	This Future Map of Places to Get Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	Cabin in the New Big Trouble in Little China Comic!
1	1 Vote	Here Is Stephen Colbert's Cameo in "Hunger Games" Sequel to the Falling Skies Keeps Its Eye on Gustav
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Is Happening Here? It's Like to Be Thankful for Your Ex
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Creative College Essay Prompt
1	1 Vote	Cops Fumble Sexual Assault Policies
1	1 Vote	Cher Graciously Allows Multiple Cher Puns in Anti-Romney PSA From Mindy Kaling
1	1 Vote	Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His Big Dick
1	1 Vote	Good News: Sex Burns Calories, So You Think Turban Means Terrorist, You Should Start Watching Orphan Black Woman Sentenced to Stoning
1	1 Vote	A Glass Pyramid Filled With Rainbows

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—	1 Vote	Why the Hell Happens Now?
—	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Reaction to Seeing Baby Sister Take Her First Steps
—	1 Vote	19 of Greys: I Don't Want to Be Avoiding This Popular Metro Area
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk to Turn a Video Into a Steakhouse
—	1 Vote	IRS Gave Tax-Exempt Status to Soros-Backed Group Accused of Shelling
—	1 Vote	Millions Are Mourning the Queen Might Live Longer