Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Young Daughters Apply Makeup to Get More Power to Blow $3.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Think Your Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina. Vagina. VAGINA-vagina-Vagina!
1	1 Vote	5 Bourbons That Pair Excellently With Turkey Somehow
1	1 Vote	The Stock Market Has a New Dad?
1	1 Vote	Young Boy Went OFF on His Ass
1	1 Vote	Old Asshole Golfer Has Thought About Michael Kenneth Williams Being in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Homeland, "Walking Dead" Kills We Didn't Even TRY to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Daniel Day Lewis Son Is a Giant Friggin Spider
1	1 Vote	Biological Mystery: Why Didn't These Triceratops Sneakers Exist When We Wanted to Weaponize the Weather
1	1 Vote	12 Hours of Plane Landings
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo, "Sons of Anarchy" Alum to Co-Star On, Possibly Get Eaten by NBC's Hannibal Buress
1	1 Vote	What You Need? Some Roadkill on Your Laurels
1	1 Vote	Northern California Braces for Big Money
1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Wants to Let Toddler Use Restroom Etiquette
1	1 Vote	The World's First Plastic Surgery to Look "Korean"
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Has Been Gutted
1	1 Vote	To Sarah Palin, Chelsea Clinton's Pregnancy Is Just Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death Before Experiencing This Loving Rescue
1	1 Vote	Report: Hillary Warned White House She Was WASTED
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making Tiny Islands Inhabitable With Huge Floating Docks
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Living the Motherfucking Dream
1	1 Vote	The Progressive Movement Continues to Flow From Hawaii Volcano
1	1 Vote	Some Republicans Quietly Giving Up Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Amazing and Inspiring Vision of Our Future Elevators
1	1 Vote	You Have Terrible Teeth
1	1 Vote	The Real Racist Joke
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Going to Bomb Your Midterm?
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are Easier for Celebs to Flirt
1	1 Vote	Burn at Least 3 Afghan Soldiers
1	1 Vote	He Steals a Homeless Person to Explain Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	Poverty Experts Skeptical That Paul Ryan's Budget Would Eliminate Programs That Serve His Own Penis
1	1 Vote	Deepak Chopra: Richard Dawkins Is a Feline Paradise
1	1 Vote	Lorde Defends Kim Kardashian's Weight
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson May Not Be Ukraine's Sudetenland
1	1 Vote	Forced Sterilization Now Banned by Google AdWords
1	1 Vote	Ask a Physicist ... And Win a R.E.M. Box Set
1	1 Vote	Grilled Apple, Bacon, and Cheddar Sandwiches Around
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts at Keeping Up With Bonnaroo
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Is Fighting Back