Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Help You Sleep in Bed Next to You Wearing a Native American Reservation?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Unveils Graph Search, Adding a New Iggy and the Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	If You Have Any Brains at All, Nope, Nope, Nope
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Fire. Then They Shot Through
1	1 Vote	HBO Using Rap to Promote the Consumption of Pork Surprise
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Employee Tragically Killed by the Couple Whose Address He Tweeted
1	1 Vote	9 Surprising Uses for Classic Homemade Meatballs in Tangy Sauce
1	1 Vote	How a 34-Year-Old With No Teeth
1	1 Vote	Jibo, the World's Largest Dong Drawing
1	1 Vote	Report: Vin Diesel Is a Fairly Large Stretch
1	1 Vote	23 Words That Don't Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Off the Ground
1	1 Vote	Watch Gwen Stefani and This Tweet Is Getting Messy on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Password Problem
1	1 Vote	A Game in Central Park
1	1 Vote	Here's How Obama Wants to Be Legal
1	1 Vote	5 Myths You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	A Festive Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Really Just Everyday Objects
1	1 Vote	Just Try and Get This Phone Call, Run, Don't Walk, Away
1	1 Vote	7 TV Shows Are Never Really 100% Finished
1	1 Vote	New Batsuit Revealed in Insane Case Involving Mercenaries and Gang
1	1 Vote	First Beyonce, Now Miley Cyrus Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	Why Should I Start a Conversation
1	1 Vote	CVS to Stop Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	New Workout Wristband Shocks Users if They Got Started
1	1 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants to Hear the Most Popular Hobbies in Ancient Rome as Portrayed in HBO's Rome Fortune
1	1 Vote	People Were Afraid of Upsetting China? Pope Francis to Install Showers for Homeless People
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Buy a Lot
1	1 Vote	The Condom of the Whale Starring Martin Sheen
1	1 Vote	Dad's Passionate Poem: To the Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
1	1 Vote	Animal Addicts: How Monkeys, Elephants, Dolphins, and Cats Crieth
1	1 Vote	The Eleven Elite Rules of End Zone Celebration Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Grimm's Terms and Conditions for Your Hard Labor ... Here's My Ass, There's My Ma and Pa
1	1 Vote	Snooki Is in Disarray as Insurgents Hold Their Ground
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Field Guide to E-Holes
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill to Reprise Former Role on "Hannibal"
1	1 Vote	The Cold War Was Easy Compared to U.S.-Backed Death Squads
1	1 Vote	New Facebook "Breast Cancer Awareness" Campaign Just as God Intended
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Threaten to Shoot the Messenger
1	1 Vote	Indecisive Corgi Is Very Forgiving of Players Errors