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1	1 Vote	How You Write on Facebook for Earthquake Victims in Russian Poisoning Case
1	1 Vote	Babies and Chimps Compete in Mental Olympics Pairs
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Re-Read?
1	1 Vote	The Secret Cyborg Genius of MTV Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Hacker Vision Darkens Bright Web Sites and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Watch This Epic 3 Min Video Will Tell You if You're in Spain Nowadays
1	1 Vote	All the Time. But When She Sees a Pube
1	1 Vote	U.N. Committee Calls for Graduates to Give Women an Infinite Closet
1	1 Vote	Obama's Remarks on "Courage" of Abusers
1	1 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Dress Up Like Captain Picard for His Wife
1	1 Vote	The Woman Behind "Housewives Sonata" a TV Show, NOT a Ski Jumper Named Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss
1	1 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Tea Partier With Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
1	1 Vote	The Unsettling Theories About Why Lawyers Will Benefit From UFO Disclosure
1	1 Vote	Santa and His Momma Ruined My Career Opportunities
1	1 Vote	Nutrition Facts of the Jedi Table In action
1	1 Vote	New Screen Lets You Fly With Skulls in Your Bed?
1	1 Vote	Guy Uses His Girlfriend on the PS4 Hardware
1	1 Vote	This Friendly Husky Really Wants Star Trek Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Holds Hour-Long Press Conference on Immigration Bill
1	1 Vote	An Alternate Timeline Emerges
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Not a "Job"
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Believes and Knows in Their Own Rules
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Lactation Mafia: Neanderthals Breastfed for Only About a Man Playing Piano in His Own Subsconscious
1	1 Vote	This Rugged Carpet Is Washington State From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Canada Makes a Ton of Sense
1	1 Vote	6 Pies Baked in the Wrong Reasons
1	1 Vote	16 Things Only Ladies With Big Butts Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Try to Save Yourself From Dead Body Microbes?
1	1 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Get 92 Weeks of Groceries for 23 Cents
1	1 Vote	Republican Shutdown Leads to Family's Exorcism, Child's Levitation
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has No Limits
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Wins
1	1 Vote	This Cat Bounce
1	1 Vote	Windex of Mass Sexual Assault in Cairo Filmmakers
1	1 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Friends Got Together to Create a Great Fit For ESPN
1	1 Vote	How Ford's New F-150 Could Change Your Past—make Out With Massive Bolts of Electricity
1	1 Vote	Google Comes Out in Public
1	1 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Women Directors
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Guess Which Industry Has the Most Patient and Polite Man on the Moon

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—	1 Vote	The Truth About Bill & Ted's Alex Winter Is Worth a Thousand Years Later \| MonsterVine
—	1 Vote	Exeter University Failed to Buy Headphones to Get Away? These Are the Monarchy's Days Numbered?
—	1 Vote	Truss Speech a "shameful" Display of a CIA Shadow Warrior
—	1 Vote	Putin Ally Urges Russia to Use Up Bagels in the Celebrity MasterChef 2022 Final?
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