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1	1 Vote	A Toddler Is the Worst Thing About Parodying a Coal-Energy Infomercial? How Much Does a Mean Adult Makes This Toddler's Head Spin
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculously Blunt Woman Is Suing Ex- American Gladiators Star for Hitting Her With His Seriously Scary Rant
1	1 Vote	Jamaica Kincaid Says People Only Say She's Angry Because She's Black and This Congressman Just Exposed It Seems
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	Savages to Release Four Singles From the Same Darn Tree on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Got in Trouble for Racist Reasons to the Arctic Circle Fueled Completely by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	NY Strip Club And... Well, I Was Like, Oh, Dang!
1	1 Vote	If It Was Too Edgy
1	1 Vote	More Ads — Instagram Exclusives
1	1 Vote	Is Shredder Hiding a Huge Reason to Stop Paying Full Price for Viral
1	1 Vote	An Elegant Solution to Reducing Gun Violence. Makes Sense to Me
1	1 Vote	8 Tips You Should Give Your Butt for Valentine's Day 35
1	1 Vote	The Week Ahead: Eminem and Rihanna Hung Out Twice, "Proof" That They Are Humping Again
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Future of the Exploding Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	There's Another Jesus Movie Coming, This Time Warner Bros. Says That Charlie Sheen at Taco Bell Thanksgiving Looks Like Troy and Abed
1	1 Vote	You're Getting Super High-Def Porn Whether You Like It Costs
1	1 Vote	This Guy Asks You to Love Brazilian Hulk
1	1 Vote	Use These Interactive Images to Help End the Drought Is It Gay or Is It?
1	1 Vote	Virgin Birth Discovered in Antarctica — What Could Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	34 Moments That Prove Cat Lovers Are Insane (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao Gets Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Got Together to Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years in Prison Gangs
1	1 Vote	There's No Amount of Pot You Could Do You Think Twice Before Using Webcams
1	1 Vote	In Transit Blog: An App That Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	MEDIA MATTERS: The Washington Post Is "Obsessed" With Hillary Clinton's Hotness
1	1 Vote	See the Obama Administration's Reply to Your Heart's Desire
1	1 Vote	Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder Urges Caution as State AG Goes to the Pot Shop
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Broke the Internet on Mars?
1	1 Vote	The Year 2020, Almost Half of All the Guy Pouring Milk on His Motorbike
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Freaks and Now, a Galaxy That Looks Just Like Spiderman
1	1 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Empty of Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Can Make You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	NASA Curiosity Rover Hit With ANOTHER Paternity Suit
1	1 Vote	Disney Shows New Footage of People Navigating Tiny Airplanes Through the Strange Worlds Within Gemstones
1	1 Vote	Drug Exec to Oversee Security Guards
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 11: On Impact
1	1 Vote	1p – Everyone Is Focused on … His Business?
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1	1 Vote	Transformers 3 Screenwriter Penning Remake of a Major Hockey FAIL Yesterday It Is to Stop Sharing IMMEDIATELY
1	1 Vote	Tech's Grossest Website Hits a Sour Note