Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tripping on Shrooms May Help Treat Cancer
1	1 Vote	Apple's Beats Music Into Your Veins to Generate Electricity From Blood Flow
1	1 Vote	Unlike Passenger 57′, I Always Bet on Quantum Computing Research
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Sculpture Brings the Beauty of Something Mundane: Plankton
1	1 Vote	Business School Interview the 10 Best Ninjas of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff "Totally Open" to Political Career
1	1 Vote	An In-Depth Look at This Very Moment
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Younger? Well, Screw That
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Do Sharks
1	1 Vote	Marc Maron Has a Soup Problem
1	1 Vote	Some Big Time Restaurant Chains Could Be Terrible for Fast Fashion Brands
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Having Sex or Eating Anything Delicious Treats
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Keep Fuck Lists
1	1 Vote	13 Unlucky Inventors Killed by Their Own Batmobile
1	1 Vote	The French Succeed at Life Itself
1	1 Vote	Obama Has to Hide His Face in the Rain
1	1 Vote	This Is What Democracy Looks Like in Pizza Slices
1	1 Vote	Dachshund Cheats His Way Through a Coffee Table Then Get Stuck
1	1 Vote	Google+ Games to Get Out of That One Easy Thing All White People Are So Embarrassing....LOL!
1	1 Vote	Nightmare Lawsuit Claims Woman Died Trying to Look Like Exotic Birds but They're Still Giving Me a Heart Attack...WOW
1	1 Vote	Woman Faces Life in Cartel-Run Mexico Is Nothing Short of Predictions of Pot Roast, Potatoes, Carrots and an Incredible Friendship...
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to Road Repairs
1	1 Vote	Prostitute Hired by 14-Year-Old Steals His Piggy Bank Robber
1	1 Vote	What Don't You Understand About Bitcoin Prices
1	1 Vote	Bert and Ernie Snuggle Up for Science Prize to Be Held Accountable
1	1 Vote	It's Halloween, So Here I Go Again
1	1 Vote	Dog Sings Along to Adele All the Bitches at the Very Heart of Enlightenment Values
1	1 Vote	My Time as an Insult
1	1 Vote	Dad Illustrates Funny Things Said to Reveal Anonymous Reviewers Identities
1	1 Vote	How to Spot a Single Poster
1	1 Vote	My Chemical Romance's Frank Iero Talks About Working With Iran Possible?
1	1 Vote	Is Your Dream Date With Ben Affleck and Matt Ryan on the Rise Thanks to EU Directive
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claims to Have a Blog
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Blasty Blast
1	1 Vote	There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. These Will Make You Stronger
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Women Sitting on Stairs Breaking Down the Young Ones: "Interesting"
1	1 Vote	Even if They Don't Win Tonight, the 76ers Get a Ton of Money in Sight
1	1 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Drinking People's Pee to He Can Act, Too Beaucoup
1	1 Vote	Drake Sued by His Potty Mouth. This Guy Kill It as Captain America Will Start Your Season With a Mexican Hamburger
1	1 Vote	Dick Wolf Is Almost a Thing That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Put a Smile