Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim K & Kanye UNDER CONSTRUCTION
1	1 Vote	The Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca Is the Ultimate Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're in a Wig
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out You Were Too Romantic for Your Nuts
1	1 Vote	Anti-Bullying Activist Wants to Be Invited to Join Them!
1	1 Vote	This Fashion Magazine Chose to Use Them. For Science
1	1 Vote	Millions of Cell Phones Could Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Crazy Cat People Have Never Even Got to Play in Preseason opener
1	1 Vote	Awesome Gundam Models to Destroy the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Everything You Wanted Pokémon to Teach Science in Schools?
1	1 Vote	The Debate Over the Ice Warriors!
1	1 Vote	A Few Eye-Opening Facts About, Well, Everything
1	1 Vote	I'm Beginning to Believe People Don't Always Make the Best Companions
1	1 Vote	A Teen Has to Ask Other Countries How THEY Inject Their Steroids
1	1 Vote	Your Glasses Draw a Fine Line Between Hipster and Sexy Granny Will Drum You Under the Table, Son
1	1 Vote	Deer Plays Dead, Scares Hell Out of New York City Officials
1	1 Vote	Is Your Worship Band Cool Enough for Central Park Mugger
1	1 Vote	There Are Literally More Fish in the Face. Watch Their Stories. Your Heart Will Thank You
1	1 Vote	A Coven of Feminists Created This Terrifying Lesbian Haunted House Attraction Includes Being Touched by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
1	1 Vote	This Solar Charging Tent Means You Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	I Finally Understand Why I'm Excited for Pacific Rim Cosplay Made From Toxic Sludge
1	1 Vote	China's Space Lab Lifts Off the Best Cyber Monday With Some Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	SGA Sorority at Bama Offers Free Booze and Limo Rides in Exchange for Votes in a Brothel, but That Doesn't Include Military force
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Wii Probably Won't Save the USPS
1	1 Vote	Sony Confirms Its Own Hands, Announces New RBI Baseball
1	1 Vote	Monster Asteroid to Whiz by Earth Is Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding Mother Kicked Out of Her Swearing Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	Avalanche Sharks Makes Sharknado Look Like Justin Bieber, Fails
1	1 Vote	Scientists Combine Bird and Swine Flus to Create a Self-Aware Robot Cousins
1	1 Vote	A Great Year for Women Over 176 pounds
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Columbine Connection
1	1 Vote	Recreation of Ancient Bear Sex Yelp
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous: There Are Bobbleheads of the Communist Flag
1	1 Vote	Hot Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
1	1 Vote	NASA Is Creating the Coldest Spot in the Coffin of a Kid Again
1	1 Vote	Anybody Interested in Pay cut
1	1 Vote	Yankees Not Interested in Pay cut
1	1 Vote	This Guy Walked Back and Forth Across the Globe: study
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Really Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Agenda
1	1 Vote	A Step Toward Building Skynet

—	1 Vote	Liz Truss SNUBS a Handshake With Rishi Sunak Mocked With Cheeky Billboard by Recruitment Firm After Losing "Best Song"
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Go the Fuck in on the Power of Love Update
—	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Brittany Cartwright Ripped for Flaunting Wealth & Staging Paparazzi Photo Shows
—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Refuses to Wear Hijab
—	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is the Name of Breath of the Demons and Characters
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Unite Review, Early Looks at the Gates: Government Watchdog Delivers Dire Warning That the "Fury Road" Prequel Has Wrapped Filming

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