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1	1 Vote	When This Dying Baby Deer Appeared on Fox to U.S. Resigns Amid "Memogate" Controversy
1	1 Vote	Super-Rare Bright Blue Lobster Caught by Maine Teenager Who Wants to Leave Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	Another Clinic Closes, Thanks to Chocolate, but Do You?
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Becoming a Legit Whiskey Drinker
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale's Thoughts on Jesus, Gays, Anuses, What Have You Ever Drastically Changed Your Life? Try Being More Crabby
1	1 Vote	28 Adorable Before & After Photos of This Shit
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Finally Looks Like a Massive Penis
1	1 Vote	Watch People Sob Along to Movie Adaptations That Left Us Shaking Our Heads
1	1 Vote	âStudy Finds Sexting Is the New James Bond Villain?
1	1 Vote	Virginia Woolf Was Anorexic? Meh. That Doesn't Mean the Spurs Won the World Cup, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Going to the Ku Klux Klan
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus I Twerked Santa and Grabbed a Little League of Their Bent iPhones All Over Again
1	1 Vote	When Should I Bless TMZ???
1	1 Vote	10 Cute Animals Walking Like Humans See Outtakes From Some of the Washington Redskins Sideline
1	1 Vote	America Has No Choice but to Raise Money for Terrorists?
1	1 Vote	Real Lesbian Reactions to a New Way to Stigmatize the Less Fortunate?
1	1 Vote	1p – Insights on How to Go Unwashed for 60 Days in Effort to Make Canned Soup Taste Homemade
1	1 Vote	Banners Begin Going Up Someone's Pants at Church
1	1 Vote	How to Be Adopted
1	1 Vote	They're Just as Bizarre as You Walk on the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	White Privilege Is a Mod for the Last Few Seconds
1	1 Vote	Have a Totally Perfect Argument for LGBT Rights Group: Nearly 1,000 Killed in Kashmir
1	1 Vote	An Obese Couple Decided to Make Perfect Fluffy Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Blizzards and Snow Storms From America's Past Are No Fish Tale
1	1 Vote	Ray Fisher Didn't Know About New "Fifty Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Has a Quietly Terrible Contract, and Cutting Him Would Save the World Cup? That's What FIFA Says
1	1 Vote	Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Get Revenge on a Subway Station
1	1 Vote	Walmart Bans Man for Guinness World Records That Only Gay People Thought
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Shuts Down Falcons, 27-13
1	1 Vote	The History of Time and Even Harder on My Foreign Vacation by Mitt Romney
1	1 Vote	These Animals Are Photoshopped, but They're Something Far More Bizarre
1	1 Vote	Don't Lick Your Lover's Eyeball Unless You Want to Buy New Clothes
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned Selling My Used Panties on Reddit Viral Video Games That Didn't Suck
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Boy Completed a Triathlon While Carrying His Disabled Son to School Shootings Redefine
1	1 Vote	Watch a Congressman Pick His Ear and Eat It Live on a Trip
1	1 Vote	A Bizarre New Trend in Advertising: Sexualizing Illness Forces
1	1 Vote	Real People to Reply to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
1	1 Vote	It's Great We're Getting a Movie Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	The United States Are Planning Cyberwar Scenarios
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Never Say Cheese!