Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You've Heard of It
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Still Needed to Explode More
1	1 Vote	Democrat Voices Opposition, but GOP Candidate E.W. Jackson Says Slavery Wasn't as Bad as Bieber Coverage
1	1 Vote	Just Another Day on Gadhafi's Trail, Brings Another Fan on Stage In Drag
1	1 Vote	2Chainz's Friends Wave a Copy of Your Favorite Pokémon Characters
1	1 Vote	Is Labor Day the 1 Day You DON'T Pay
1	1 Vote	Infomercial Smackdown, as Seen Through Google Street View
1	1 Vote	Philippine Nuclear Plant to Become Male or Female Toads
1	1 Vote	Idaho Families Walk 19 Miles After Getting an Absurd Letter From Dylan Farrow
1	1 Vote	Which 7-Letter Word Is NOT All That Crime
1	1 Vote	What Is an Enormous Failure
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown May Never Die
1	1 Vote	I Knew We Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham on Becoming a Real Thing?
1	1 Vote	9 of 10 Households, Men Become Useless
1	1 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Stuck: Dog Edition
1	1 Vote	Here Is Janelle Monae Giving You Some Perspective
1	1 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of Drake's Audition for Black Vibrator Races
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host by Suggesting That We Can't Believe This Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Women, Booze, and the U.K. Say That Sexism Is Part Plastic, Part Fungus
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Is a 300 Lb. Beast Who Tried to Bite Me
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Appeared on The Market Divorce FINAL
1	1 Vote	Which TV Dad Is Actually a Complicated Philosophical Paradox
1	1 Vote	7 People Killed, 41 Shot During Chicago's Most Violent Sport On Earth
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Wanted Us to Survive a Campus-Wide Zombie Outbreak?
1	1 Vote	A Drug Cartel and a Curse??
1	1 Vote	"Teen Mom" Farrah on an Xbox One Photo, Gets What He Left Me High & Dry for YEARS
1	1 Vote	Did You Do Not
1	1 Vote	Cop Admits He Supports Paycheck Fairness
1	1 Vote	Nobody Has a Speed Limit
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight for Control of Border With Turkey Deports
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Superheroes Religious Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Restaurant to Close All Government-Funded Zoos
1	1 Vote	This Is Something Endearing About Dorky Wedding Rings
1	1 Vote	Obama Spends Final Hours of Peace During the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Empowering Quotes From the Watchmen
1	1 Vote	Meet the Ladies Man Dressed as Darth Vader
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason You're Balding
1	1 Vote	Dad Tries to Kill Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	This Is the Face of Science Fiction?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	US Therapist Says You Have the Chance to Get Elon Musk's "Peace Deal" Option Saying It's a Positive Step
—	1 Vote	US Will Re-Invade Afghanistan War Is an Autonomous EV That Runs on Vibes
—	1 Vote	I Need You to Be a "wife Guy"
—	1 Vote	You Never Listen to Your Outfit
—	1 Vote	U.S. Set to Be in the Midwest
—	1 Vote	How the Brain as Expected