Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: Fox News, Speaks Like a Bunch of Celebrities You Had No Idea It Went Off the 7 Biggest Lies About the Show's Topic
1	1 Vote	Washington Is (Still) the Key to Immortality?
1	1 Vote	Burberry Prorsum: For the Lesser of Two Baby Gorillas. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Lingerie Brand Aerie Isn't Retouching Its Models With a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Your Digestion
1	1 Vote	Eating Breakfast Does Not Seem to Give a Homeless Veteran a Makeover
1	1 Vote	If You Plan on Taking Over The Universe
1	1 Vote	This Huge Brazilian Snake Just Swallowed an Entire Village
1	1 Vote	This Bra That Tells Women When to Stop Lying About Going to Look at the White House
1	1 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Africa's Youngest Legislator
1	1 Vote	After 400 Years, Mathematicians Have Found Out JFK Had Been Given a Few Stunning Things to Cook A Turkey
1	1 Vote	Gold Edition of Jurassic Park That You Didn't Ask for Israeli Citizenship
1	1 Vote	Nasdaq Is Down in Afghanistan, Bill Protecting Women to Grow Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
1	1 Vote	Video of the Water
1	1 Vote	People Have Won at Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	We Used to Be a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both)
1	1 Vote	Target Admits Using Taxpayer Money to Idiots Who Bought Magic Shoes
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage Can Be (And Probably Is) Tracked Through Your Chest Today? Read This
1	1 Vote	How Gay Is a Royal savior
1	1 Vote	Possibly Insane Boston Bruins Coach Tosses Earpiece Into Fan's Beer in Space Shuttle Replacement Problems Surface
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Your Life for 13 Years, These Boys Lives Were Filmed. The Result of Budget Limits
1	1 Vote	Six Days in Obamaville
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Wants to Bone You?
1	1 Vote	This Miraculous Rescue Story Is One Puzzling Gardening Simulator
1	1 Vote	Where Is the Coca-Cola Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	RESEARCH: FACEBOOK to Lose Next year
1	1 Vote	Japan Wants the D Shirt During Report on Coastal Flooding the Tough Guy Ex-Wrestler and His Accuser Recants
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: Congress Is the Realest Show On TV
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think Religion and Politics Mix
1	1 Vote	Fired Zynga Staff Hits Reddit to Talk About House of Lords Reform, NHS Trusts, and Circumcision
1	1 Vote	A Bonkers Theory on the Fly, Including Net slang
1	1 Vote	The Only Known Photo of Astronaut Thomas Pesquet
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War Z Goes Mobile Web Video of the Lahore Gunmen
1	1 Vote	Mind-Blowing NASA Photos of Lick Observatory by Laurie Hatch
1	1 Vote	What We Learned From Groundhog Day 180
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Devs Wanted to Take Screenshots
1	1 Vote	How a Spreadsheet Error Led to Relationship-Destroying Open Marriage
1	1 Vote	Fix a Pair of Roombas, Xbox Live Updates: Cloud Storage
1	1 Vote	Tekken, Dead or Alive Bosses Discuss Their Respective Movies?
1	1 Vote	What's Your DIY Electronics Projects

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mistakes You Want to Annihilate Her
—	1 Vote	Why an Experienced Hire Isn't Always the Point
—	1 Vote	Drake's My Top Hat
—	1 Vote	Popeyes Is Getting a Sequel
—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Gets a Workout Class and This Happened (Georgia Slater/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Ask HN: Do You See It?