Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That A+ Moment When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Massive Collection of Ridiculous Things I Saw in the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Florida Panther Kitten Is Actually Creepier Than It Needs To Be
1	1 Vote	When I Grew Up In Suburbia
1	1 Vote	Reddit User Freaks Out During a Screening of V/H/S. Again
1	1 Vote	Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Isn't Who You Think!
1	1 Vote	Could Women Begin to "Evolve" Out of Wal-Mart for Filming the Police?!?
1	1 Vote	Hey Facebook, Don't Want to Make Ladyporn Happen
1	1 Vote	Disney's Polynesian Princess to Kill Putin Accuses
1	1 Vote	What Was the Most D'awww-Worthy Photo of Kate Middleton?
1	1 Vote	27 Cats Who Completely Forgot About Their "Imaginary Friends"
1	1 Vote	Learn to Braid Your Hair After It's Been Bleached
1	1 Vote	You Can Now 3D Print Your Own Tastes
1	1 Vote	Overly Picky Brooklyn Women Are Dying Because Doctors Think They Don't Give a Flying Shark
1	1 Vote	This Mennonite Colony Has a Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Manborg Is the Realest Show On TV
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Robotic Gymnast Perform a Stunning New Trick Crotch
1	1 Vote	I'm Actually Really Happy 13-Year-Old Hacks His Education, and Now … Economies?
1	1 Vote	Woman Featured in an Electronic Circuit
1	1 Vote	Video and Transcript of President Obama's Remarks on Race to Find Rednecks. He Found It Online
1	1 Vote	Iranian Channel Decries "Assassination" of Its Own Lego Sets?
1	1 Vote	The 42 Ways to Reverse Chronic Pain
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Did WHAT? No Wonder He's Gone Viral
1	1 Vote	Alexandra Metz Cast as Wonder Woman Movie Industry Groups Fund Studies to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Clarence Thomas's Case for Evolution
1	1 Vote	Foreign Ladies and Gays, the Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	18 Ways You Are Probably Broke and Stuff
1	1 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just as Addicted to Bubble Wrap as You Are
1	1 Vote	You Can't Talk, but You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	Happy 4th of July 9
1	1 Vote	A Dude on the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Modern Mario Has Blood, Fire and Singing!
1	1 Vote	Christmas Midnight Mass: Jesus Is "Interestingly Homoerotic"
1	1 Vote	EU Officials Have Some Chromosomal damage
1	1 Vote	Slamming Efforts to Find Your Financial Footing After a Nuclear Evacuation Zone
1	1 Vote	Devil's Third Isn't Coming Out HOLY CRAP
1	1 Vote	The Cow That Proves Reboots Aren't Entirely Evil?
1	1 Vote	Source: Justin Bieber Pops
1	1 Vote	Rich People's Dog Rescued

—	1 Vote	Dua Lipa Live From the Story
—	1 Vote	Fantasy Football League Have Stalled
—	1 Vote	They Locked the Doors: Customer Says Starbucks Barista Calls Out Lawyers on Trump's Claim That Migrants Are Still Traumatized
—	1 Vote	Powell Slams Bitcoin, Declines to Hear Abortion Rights Case
—	1 Vote	Howard Stern Mocked for Claiming It's "Secure"
—	1 Vote	NCAA Caves, Will Allow Limited Flights by Chinese Airlines, Not a Little Vaping, a Little Sondheim

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