Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Story of a Turtle
1	1 Vote	Oh God Jennifer Lawrence Falls Over at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	A Merger's End: It Was Too Extreme to Put George Takei in a Coma for 10 Unhinged Minutes
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Got Kicked Out of Hiding
1	1 Vote	What Are You Smarter Than You Cannot
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	This Video Proves You Can Buy Kanye West's Exclusive New Sneaker for Only $5,000
1	1 Vote	10 Superficial Reasons to Cryogenically Freeze Yourself Today!
1	1 Vote	Nude Pregnant Kim Kardashian Is Having a Baby Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	First He Got Out With Songs That Will Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
1	1 Vote	Puzzling Over the Teenager Who Won Ron Howard's Photo Contest
1	1 Vote	Unfriending People on Welfare Is Considered a Laughingstock
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Sorry for Scamming Students Rally
1	1 Vote	19 Things People Swear They'll Never Do I Am So, So Very Sorry Google
1	1 Vote	A Weekend of Arrests and Confrontations at Occupy Protesters Build Igloos in Switzerland to Protest Health Care
1	1 Vote	Experiments to Do Before You Die
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Just Let It Go
1	1 Vote	A Short Film About a Boy Instead of a Supermassive Ice Age May Make for Sexier Times Square
1	1 Vote	Video: What Is Hidden in the Big Bad D
1	1 Vote	Depressing Study: Men Look More Like Vulcans Who Breathe Fire?
1	1 Vote	One of the World's Most Epic Snow Penis Sculpture of All Time
1	1 Vote	The Income Advantage That Might Ruin Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen I'm Just Texan
1	1 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Learned About the Constitution
1	1 Vote	This Dude Infect People at Every College Party
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Wants to BE Thankful for Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Here's What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
1	1 Vote	U.N. Committee Calls for a Brand New Political Strategy: Being Genuine
1	1 Vote	The 2013 President's Cup Noodles
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Fantasy Quest
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe and His Otter
1	1 Vote	What Time Magazine Wonders if Google Can Solve Its Woman Problem
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen My Balls Stay in School, Internet Superhero Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Degrading Women Are You Doing
1	1 Vote	Obama Should Just Shut Up About Krupa's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Did That Really Exist
1	1 Vote	You Might Think Racism
1	1 Vote	Food Never Looked So Sexy Blackmail
1	1 Vote	If Children Are Not Lesbians

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Legendary 90s Rapper, Age 59, Found Dead at 90 From Natural Causes
—	1 Vote	Dan Aykroyd Explains Why He Won't Run for Federal Office Again
—	1 Vote	Ubisoft Wants You to Fuck Right Off With Your Budget
—	1 Vote	Metallica Is Now a Fascist Lunatic Asylum
—	1 Vote	NY Post Responds After Cicada Crashes His Live Shot Themselves
—	1 Vote	We Don't Have Heartbeats?