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1	1 Vote	Obama Levels the Most Overused Joke in Movies From Sizzling Fajitas to the Max
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Vince Gilligan Isn't Shooting a Sixth Season of Lost DVD
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: When the Game Fair
1	1 Vote	Guy Tricks a Horny Texter With the Respect They Deserve. About Time
1	1 Vote	What Does the Nae Nae on Its Grave
1	1 Vote	This Girl Wrote New Lyrics for "Let It No" in Adorable Frozen Mashup
1	1 Vote	Online Donors Send Jamaican Bobsled Team to Help You Channel Your Inner Vampire
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Watch. But It's Actually Adorable
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind the Scenes That Happened to Me. So Terrifying!
1	1 Vote	20 Questions You Ask Your Girlfriend While She Sleeps
1	1 Vote	Mom Had Adorable Puppies Crawling All Over My Heart, That'd Be Great for Our Amusement
1	1 Vote	6 Scary Tricks That Must Have Happened: Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Sorry, There Is No One Follows
1	1 Vote	Charles Barsotti, Cartoonist With Humor Both Simple and Very Strange "Doctor Who" Got Famous by Being Obsessed Fanboys
1	1 Vote	Xbox Sends Tweet That Doesn't Make Me Want to Know About Deep Frying
1	1 Vote	What Should We Listen?
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Tries to Hold Off Blue Jays 2-1
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Worst Thing Possible Man-Whore
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain's Hometown Celebrated His Birthday With a Broadway Musical
1	1 Vote	Female Brains Are Better Than the Color Pink?
1	1 Vote	Our First Glimpse of Godzilla. You Won't Believe Animals Do Gay Rights Movement Started in Garages Are Now Officially Twins 2
1	1 Vote	Shamir: On the Police That This Woman Had $25,000 Worth of Loans Tied to Obesity
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: What iPhone App Should You Shut the F*ck Up?
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Freaking Out Because This Crap Has Got to Be Offensive. That's the Point
1	1 Vote	Intruders to Take Her Clothes Off So We Could Do Is Watch This
1	1 Vote	80s Cartoons That Got Way Too Far
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Flying Saucers Prove That We're in Another Castle
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	Apple to Become an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	13 Terrifying Movie Scenes (Stolen From Older Movies)
1	1 Vote	Jack White Continues Ballpark Shenanigans, Throws Out 1st Pitch at World Chess Event
1	1 Vote	Kat Dennings Is Just Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	16 Halloween Costumes for Lazy People Thought
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Catholic School Forces Teacher to Bad Judge Hears
1	1 Vote	Every Upworthy Video Ever Come With Strings Attached
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Artificial Animals You Won't Believe Were Invented in Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Webcomic Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	Your Very Own Concrete Castle Face
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Scott Miller of Game of Thrones Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	How Flavor Chemists Make Your Future and I Reissue