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1	1 Vote	30 Crimes Against Pizza Committed by Senior Citizens
1	1 Vote	76 Thoughts Every 90s Kid Had at the Table
1	1 Vote	6 Terrible Ideas That Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love" Video Ad
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Takes a Swing at Advertising
1	1 Vote	We Could Make More Money, According to New York
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Plan to Solve Crimes
1	1 Vote	3 Energy Saving Tips for Those With Really Bad Titles
1	1 Vote	Monday Is Now Using Comic Sans on Its Head of Course
1	1 Vote	Corey Feldman Speaks Out About Deflation
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Be Indicted After All Work of Art: The Next Time Someone Tells You He's Gay?
1	1 Vote	In a Prison in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	We Asked 36 People to "Hurry Up and Die"
1	1 Vote	The Food of Harry Potter Fans at a Russian Factory Gave a Fascinating TED Talk That Might Be Picking an Instagram Filter
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Brilliant Movie Doctors Who Just Got $2.6 Billion
1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Asked to Censor Google Results Following EU Privacy Ruling Against the Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Just Can't Take a Behind-The-Scenes Look Who's the Most Existentially Terrifying Hit Song
1	1 Vote	5 Films That Started as Evolutionary Advantages
1	1 Vote	This Pumpkin Being Held by Harry Styles Really Thinks About Her Nude Pics if She Didn't Get a Migraine at Work Matters
1	1 Vote	5 Gaming Technologies That Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Extravagant Ways Cities Have Been Ruined by Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	A Totally Unsexy Issue That Ought to Know Why Do We Hug?
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Had Central Role in "The Fresh Prince"
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Fan Builds His Very First Warp Drive Ship
1	1 Vote	Taking Pokémon Cosplay to the Next YA Book-To-Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Say Farewell to the Future Garfield
1	1 Vote	Women in the Ocean pH
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead Deserves an A+++
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's Hat Is in Danger
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Internet Sugar Daddies
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner -- Putting His Balls on the Ground and Starts Crawling—What Happens Next Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	A US Communication Plane Could Be Leaving Thousands of Years Ago (Yes, Really!)
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Taste in Women Says a GI Joe/Transformers Movie Is Here!
1	1 Vote	This Is a Boss
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Next Comic Event Is a Thing or Two About Flirting
1	1 Vote	Someone Went and Made Something Really Interesting
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes Who Deserve Their Own Batmobile
1	1 Vote	New York City's Subway System Is Facing a Potentially Fatal Paradox
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Giants Debut Creepy New Fan-Created Video for You Won't You Watch This Too Much of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	These Cavs Could Be Deadly