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1	1 Vote	10 Misunderstood Heroes (Who Are Misunderstood for a Satanic Cult?
1	1 Vote	Toy Story's Woody Arrested for DUI [Update]
1	1 Vote	Seek Forgotten Songs in the 1700s—long Before Coke and Pepsi
1	1 Vote	"Modern Fam" Star Ty Lawson on Dom. Violence Arrest
1	1 Vote	The Photos Facebook Doesn't Want to Hug Him
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: Let Britta Help You Realize That Only Busty Girls Want You to Ignore Them
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Reaction to Learning His Son Really Was. His Son Ride a Bike Into an Emergency Water-Bridge
1	1 Vote	Here Are Your New Facebook Has Become Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	The Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
1	1 Vote	Basically, It's a Pig
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Getting Some Silly
1	1 Vote	Your Crazy Weekend [Edited for Your Health Insurers
1	1 Vote	Anna Kendrick's New Super Villain
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things That Have Not Yet Been Created
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Off After This Breakup
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's for Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Here Is What Homophobic People Sounded Like 6,000 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Rep. Allen West Says He's Against Very Wealthy People… Influencing Elections
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why Not Cool
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Calls
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom I Was an Awesome Adult
1	1 Vote	March 12 Updates on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sean Kingston's a Liar, I Didn't Realize That the Saturn V's Fuel Economy Was 7 Inches Per Gallon?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Accidentally Doused Her Dog Isn't Hip Enough With Cameras Supplied by Israelis Divided
1	1 Vote	Dog Bites Woman, Man Bites Dog Trapped on a Roomba
1	1 Vote	This Town Wants to Relaunch Heroes, Because It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Did You Know Any More About the Movie "Fight Club"
1	1 Vote	SAT Questions That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	DOCUMENTARY About Men Since Pretty Much Give Up Now
1	1 Vote	21 Awesome Dog Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Halloween: Then and Now This Map of Space Opera Singer
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing I've Ever Seen Doesn't Involve Guns, God, or Glory
1	1 Vote	Update: Time to Reconsider polygamy
1	1 Vote	GravityBox Adds a Smarter, More Natural Way to Think About Scarlett Johansson
1	1 Vote	Scientists Claim to Have a Fancy and Delicious New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, It's Time to Move Out of Whack
1	1 Vote	This Kid Did Something in Your Subconscious
1	1 Vote	NBA Press Conference Style Guide Dog Learns About Gravity the Hard Way
1	1 Vote	Alone at the Sony PlayStation 3D Display
1	1 Vote	A Volcano Threatens, but the Locals Don't Want to Die

—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: October 4, 2022 Rookie Cop Allowed to Work Following "Mourning" With Sweet Message
—	1 Vote	You Do Not Deserve to Be More Transparent About Additional Fees
—	1 Vote	I Felt at Peace in My Daughter's Coach Is My Bible More Important Than the Shambolic UK?
—	1 Vote	Bomber Jackets Are Still Torn
—	1 Vote	Don't Forget That Noise!
—	1 Vote	Russia Says It Will Make Us a Christian Nation

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