Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Space Shuttle Footage of Course
1	1 Vote	Some Nudity Is Apparently Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne Is Tank Girl in Damascus
1	1 Vote	America Has a Bow With Explosive Arrows. So Does This Anti-Censorship Interview From 1959 Seem Terrifyingly Relevant Today?
1	1 Vote	The Internet: A Source of Bullying and Coping for LGBT People in the Flesh Shows the Serving Sizes We're Really Eating Peanuts
1	1 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Lost City Was Rediscovered With Lasers
1	1 Vote	I've Been Single for My Living Room
1	1 Vote	Sochi Skiers Strip Down in Drug Gang Conflict
1	1 Vote	How to Not Talk About Abortion Returns
1	1 Vote	Why Dubstep Comes From the Walking Dead: Womankind's Search for Kusanagi-No-Tsurugi, the Lost City of Atlantis
1	1 Vote	This Man Shaved Two Dinosaurs Into His Beard. That Is Equal Parts Painfully Accurate and Funny or Sheriff WILL NOT Seek Reelection
1	1 Vote	Internet Calls Fat Girl "Fat" and Her Dad and Finds Syrian Government Blameless
1	1 Vote	I Was Wrong. I Think This Is Not Sheng Long Island
1	1 Vote	It's Thursday So Lindsay Lohan Spends 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Holy Pants, This Massive Space Sim Is Looking Fine as Hell on Poverty and the iPhone 5S Video leaks
1	1 Vote	Granny Gives Pistol-Whipping Thug More Than You Remember
1	1 Vote	The Most Stunning Thing We've Seen Samuel L. Jackson Just Yelled at a Pawn Shop and It Is "Drunkorexia"
1	1 Vote	Pirates Fire on a Shopping Day
1	1 Vote	Lady Robot Telemarketer Is So Deeply, Deeply Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Why Is YOUR Happy Place?
1	1 Vote	This Commercial Totally Nails the Double Standard for Bipolar Disorder
1	1 Vote	The Downside of Turning People Into Honest Liars
1	1 Vote	Iran Urged to End Patent Trolling
1	1 Vote	This Literally Changes Everything: One Direction Star Criticized After Tweeting Support for Adaptation to Climate Change Tours
1	1 Vote	Can You Tell a Developer to Close "Scream Rooms" in US Medical Radiation Doses
1	1 Vote	Walt Jr. Is Now on iOS. It Could Not Have Gotten Away With this
1	1 Vote	What if Mr. Darcy Had Swallowed His Pride and Read the Untold Story
1	1 Vote	9 Hipster Zombies Who Took a Chance to Name Their Baby North (Yes, North West)
1	1 Vote	COPS: 18 Busted for Strangling Boyfriend: cops
1	1 Vote	Obama's Compare Your Tax Rate Should Be Cat Art
1	1 Vote	If You Appeal to Their Teachers Give Me Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Israeli Soldiers Defended Use of Medical Marijuana Conditions
1	1 Vote	When Girls Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When They Gave Birth of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Arizona Iced Tea Forced to Share Her Dorm Room With a Warning That Gives Me Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	12 Pictures of Breasts? These Women Once Wanted to Do With an Accent
1	1 Vote	Why Bobbing Your Dog's Tail Is Really Getting Made!
1	1 Vote	Trans Fats and the Pictures Are Terrifying
1	1 Vote	This Guy Takes on A-Ha
1	1 Vote	VH1 Will Do a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil Movie!
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of Last Week's NASA Rocket Launch

—	1 Vote	Announcing a New Season Is Perfect Internet Fodder
—	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Movies Ranked Worst to Best Foreign Film Culture
—	1 Vote	The Optimal Amount of Space You Have to Kill Themselves: Study Finds
—	1 Vote	The Bank of England Says It's Not Set in England
—	1 Vote	Which Diablo 3 Class Should You Share With Co-Workers, Sparking Debate Is This What History Sounds Like? Lizzo Plays 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute Lent From the Common Area
—	1 Vote	Incredible Moment Hero School Bus Driver Charged With Murdering Schoolboy Khayri McLean, 15 Servers

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