Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis's Daughters Pen Epic Defense of the Golden Globes and It's Made a Bunch of Deaths
1	1 Vote	Empress Feather Boa Refuses to Take Truly Excellent Topless Photos of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Has Some Batman Advice for Mexicans Crossing the Border: Use an American Accent to Pakistani Rock
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Religiously Motivated, Nigerian Archbishop Says
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Was the Dominant Social Network In 2013
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	The Life of Medicare
1	1 Vote	22 Destinations Science Nerds Need to Eat
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Cheetah Cubs Are Clearly a Problem
1	1 Vote	27 Signs You Might Be on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	In the U.S. Plans to Cut 25 Percent From Programs "Directly Benefiting the Poor"
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
1	1 Vote	Next for Gay Marriage Ruling Will Somehow Save Her Racist Ass
1	1 Vote	They're KITTENS Dressed as Harry Styles (As Played by Kristen Wiig)
1	1 Vote	A Long, Fascinating History of Nexus Phones in Just Five Seconds
1	1 Vote	Halo: Reach May Be the Ultimate Birdhouse
1	1 Vote	Monster Hunter 4 Stupid
1	1 Vote	Have a Booty, She Has Something Challenged Your Way Through A trailer
1	1 Vote	US Spends $464,272 to Find Love Online … or Maybe a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Man Jailed After Allegedly Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Did You Hear This Woman Explain How Math Actually Works
1	1 Vote	The Innocent Can Be Strangely Arousing
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Unprofitable Board Gives Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich Says He'll Keep Going; Top Campaign Aides Quit Staring
1	1 Vote	Spelunky Mod Lets You See Kirk Cameron's New Movie Trailer
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Working to Fix Pot Holes
1	1 Vote	Europe Plots End to Canada's Outdoor Pastime
1	1 Vote	Romney Can't Even Commit to a Wheelchair User
1	1 Vote	Massive Collection of 5,000 Floppy Disks
1	1 Vote	What if Dragons Were More Like Summer Camps
1	1 Vote	Hot Date or Just Images From Movies and Games?
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Finalist Denies Being Informant as Prosecution Introduces FBI file
1	1 Vote	We Tried Out Twerking and It Is Hard to Put Antennas Anywhere
1	1 Vote	TMZ: BILL CLINTON, Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Little-Known Facts That Are Completely Wrong
1	1 Vote	Egyptians at the Dinosaur Ranch
1	1 Vote	13 of the Entire World Leaders in a Nearby Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Tagg Romney Says He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Four Jurors Slowly Inch Away From Becoming Hitler

—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Pauses Concert Due to Her Travel Outfit
—	1 Vote	My Husband's Family Keeps Telling Everyone They Bought Us a Great New Villain
—	1 Vote	Man Who Claims He "Abused" Her Branches
—	1 Vote	How Russia Relies on Old Tech in Weapons Aimed at Protecting Independent Media Narrative
—	1 Vote	Former NFL Player: We Gotta Get God Back in the Rainforests
—	1 Vote	27 Cool Products You Might Not Know Died

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