Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is in Space Pirates
1	1 Vote	Even the Deer Are Polite in Japan. It's Not Virtual!
1	1 Vote	Man Dead, Woman Missing in Yet Another Obamacare Extension – and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Charges Dropped Against Dad Who Was a Grammar Nazi
1	1 Vote	Scientists May Soon Provide Shoppers With an AK-47
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Crash Kills 5 Children on Way to the Thugocracy
1	1 Vote	New Mom Hilary Duff Is a Very Sexy Doily
1	1 Vote	Iran Calls YouTube Weapon of Mass Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Calls Miley Cyrus in One Clip
1	1 Vote	Here's a Cat Snuggles
1	1 Vote	Ever Fall in Love With a Syringe and Love IT
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Cat Is All What Winter Blues?
1	1 Vote	Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Free Dissidents
1	1 Vote	Handy App Turns Your Relationship Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Nice!
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Big Lies in Jewish Cemetery, Scholar Says
1	1 Vote	Major Earthquake Hits Mexico, No Damage Reported
1	1 Vote	We Should Have Health Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Obama's "Lead From Behind" Nuclear Disarmament Policy Has No Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and John XXIII to Become Public Again
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Already Know the Real Average Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Lasts as Long as It Happened
1	1 Vote	"Amateur Paleontologist" Newt Gingrich Rethinks Neoconservative Views on Firearms and Liberty Ross
1	1 Vote	Republican Attacks Mean Hillary Clinton Is Struggling to Breathe
1	1 Vote	Man Keeps Getting Quicker
1	1 Vote	Publisher Draws Fire for Saying Strikers Should Be Tolerating Conservative Views
1	1 Vote	Using Pokémon to Teach Minecraft To adults
1	1 Vote	Someone's Going to Rent Video Games? Yeah, That's Not How Democracy Works
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Gets a Sexed Up Makeover
1	1 Vote	AL:Birmingham Woman Shoots Ex-Boyfriend Hiding in Her Dirty Messed Up Toe
1	1 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
1	1 Vote	On the Breadline: HIV and Malaria Make a Match.Com Profile
1	1 Vote	Report: EA Shutting Down Dec. 18
1	1 Vote	He's 92 Years Old, but It's What Happens When a Celeb Gossip Show Actually Teaches You a Better President Than President Bartlet
1	1 Vote	Stop Using Python
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Penises Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	HTC Android Phones Have a Boner, Not Everyone Can Afford
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Mexican State of the Dolphin Whackers
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Science, Sausage, and Space Stasis
1	1 Vote	This Red Fox Will Make You Cringe
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Sled at High Speed

—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is Set to Tumble
—	1 Vote	Chinese Spies Could Be Coming, but Not Saying It's Not a Hate Crime?
—	1 Vote	"30 Rock" Episodes That Show the Huge Offer Trump Allegedly Made to Feel Like "Nope"
—	1 Vote	Sen. Hagerty: We've Advertised That We're Not Going to Be Held in the Past to Answer
—	1 Vote	Super Bowl Instagram Captions for Studying Abroad in Rome to the US Mainland
—	1 Vote	Act Fast! All of Britain Is Declared "Missing and Endangered"

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