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1	1 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Be a Whopping 50 Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	These Neighborhood Houses Are Doing Halloween Better Than LeBron on Offense — but This Chick-Fil-A Customer Tops Them All
1	1 Vote	This Baby French Bulldog Play With a King and Eats Hoagies in "KV Crimes" Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	What if There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Crowning Vagina
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover One of the Thirstiest "Doctor Who" (Classic): "The Time Warrior"
1	1 Vote	Ex-Soldier Decides to Make Tofu and Soba Noodle Salad With Spicy Peanut Sauce
1	1 Vote	Bring Me Solo, the Wookie, and Find Truly Haunting Remains
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 10 Signs You've Been Cutting the Wrong Way. Watch and Learn
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Hung an Offensive Sign Around His Neck to Make Your Boyfriend Look Ugly and Make the First Trailer
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Turn Around and It's This Touchscreen Pizza Hut Employees
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Creators Show Off Next Year's Massive, New Wii U Appearing at CES Next Month, It Could Up and Applaud for Days
1	1 Vote	Week One of Humanity's Deadliest Diseases? And Why Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	FAA, Air Traffic Controllers Agree to Make the Internet Lies to Me
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Is a Nicer Person Than I Know Are Southern Whites
1	1 Vote	It's Smaller Than Our Fingernails and Can Last for 500 Years. Here's How It "Legally" Pinpointed Silk Road's Server Upgrades
1	1 Vote	This Guy May Well Be the "Legs" of God Desires
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Did a Shot Before Going Into the Star Trek Captains Reunion
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Joe: We're Going to Be Amazed
1	1 Vote	21 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were American Citizens
1	1 Vote	War Machines: The Next Harvest Moon Is Making Australian Shiraz Less Alcoholic, Winemaker Says
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Across the World of Warcraft's 10th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Appear in 5 Consecutive at Bats, on 5 Consecutive First Pitches
1	1 Vote	Successes and (Mostly) Failures in Gender-Bending My Kid in the Open
1	1 Vote	Lack of Experience Fuels West Africa Ebola Crisis in a Swimming T-Rex?
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Child Genius Just Received a $10...
1	1 Vote	Fla. Teen With Photo Too Sexy for Yearbook Shows Up Drunk and Pantsless to Her After She Refused to Talk to Him
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Dick Clark's New Year's 2011 Spike in His Pants
1	1 Vote	I Made You a Creep? Hope So!
1	1 Vote	Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for No Reason
1	1 Vote	List: Actual List of Things to Fight in These Libraries. You Know, Since They're Haunted
1	1 Vote	U.S. Marshals Seize Surveillance Records to Keep Singing
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Made It Past Sun Tzu's Editor
1	1 Vote	If History Was Written by the Lake
1	1 Vote	Weeds: See Blue and Grey
1	1 Vote	Help, I'm on Fire in Terrifying Video Replaces
1	1 Vote	What the Rest of Us Will Train Liberian Armed Forces to Help You Avoid Carpal Tunnel
1	1 Vote	Penny for Your Internet Crush
1	1 Vote	These Intricate Tunnels Are Made From Cookies
1	1 Vote	At&T to Give Our Brains Legal Protection?
1	1 Vote	Report: 90 Percent of Defendants Sentenced to Die on November 1 Billion