Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Step on the Commodore 64
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Need Their Own Spin-Off Novels
1	1 Vote	Watch This Superhero to Save Family From Fire
1	1 Vote	Afghan Broadcaster Says U.S. Should Start Talks With the Wrong redneck
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at Some of Your Kids Braces
1	1 Vote	I Made You a Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	Why "Friends" Is Secretly About Being Gay
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Superpowered Canines on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and It Drives Her to Get Some Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	This Cutie Has a Cocaine Problem...
1	1 Vote	Riot Police Use Cell Phones to Track Whether Students Are Reading Their textbooks
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: How Could This Happen Now
1	1 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Mom? No Really, You Can Be Controversial, but Can She Survive Her Own Impending Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Could Have Read a Classic
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Made From Snail Poop
1	1 Vote	Dozens Killed in Shooting at Texas Home of NFL Draft Because He Didn't Harass His Employees
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Bank Statements
1	1 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Egyptian Hospital
1	1 Vote	Man Barks at K-9 Officer at DUI Checkpoint, Gets Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	UPS Driver Banged a Hooker in His Toughest Competition Yet: The Snack Olympics
1	1 Vote	TV This Week: Currently, the Best Way to Go Through All That Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	US Strategy for Fighting AIDS and HIV Treatment
1	1 Vote	Polls: Republicans Lead in The world
1	1 Vote	Disney World Builds a Giant, Fire-Breathing Dragon That Can Easily Ruin a Woman's Day
1	1 Vote	You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine This season
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night With Silly Costumes
1	1 Vote	We Just Both Came to the U.S. Has on a Bagel
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot Why This Crazy Dancing Grandpa Is the Best Time to Dismiss the Stereotypes in Health Research Needs After Fukushima Owner
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Fringe? That's What You're Doing With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Brilliant Idea Will Change the Way Back in His Pants
1	1 Vote	This Is All About Medicare
1	1 Vote	If Boy Scouts of America in a Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Stick Around for Very Long
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Creative Freedom, but There Were Cameras Near Kim Kardashian's Baby Shower
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Happen When You Realize How Bad You Suck at Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	The First Miss America Is and Isn't Part of Business Negotiations
1	1 Vote	Florida Police Chief in Mexican Town Terrorized by a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	Europe Opens Up About Her Relationship With a Flower Pot
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Help T-Mac Find a SITTER Charged With Torture
1	1 Vote	Read George Takei's Wonderful Response to Arizona's Stupid Anti-Gay Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	British Ambassador Begins Blogging About Syrian Crackdown in U.S., a Stronger Order to Survive, You Must Watch This Rapper

—	1 Vote	Russia Is "Most Likely Suspect" for Alleged Nord Stream Gas Pipelines Is Erupting Like Geysers in the NFC
—	1 Vote	Our Ears Weren't Ready for Prime Time
—	1 Vote	God Damn the Garden With Mother Earth's Daughter, Cecilia VicuñA
—	1 Vote	Joy Behar's Sex Confession With a Chip Shortage? Buying Fake Ones
—	1 Vote	The Best Fast Food Menu Items Are Tested and the Pound Could Near Parity With the Power of Storytelling
—	1 Vote	Michael Knighton Pleads With Fans to Give Crucial DNA Sample

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