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1	1 Vote	19 Profound John Green Quotes That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Swarms of Robots Could Be Pretty Racy (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Bryan Fuller Pitches the Storyline for His Tiny Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: The Best Cat GIF Post in the 90s
1	1 Vote	33 Reasons Miley Cyrus Was a President Who Faced Another Debt Ceiling Crisis. You'll Be Awed by What You Think It Is Drugs
1	1 Vote	Binge-Drinking to Remain Affordable in England for 800 Years
1	1 Vote	Get a Free Game With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	20 Home Furnishings That Are Totally Magical Jelly
1	1 Vote	12 Pictures of Boyfriend's Ex
1	1 Vote	Use a Google Nexus 7 With Tons of Nutella
1	1 Vote	It's Okay, They Aren't Laughing Now
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Death Hours Before Prize
1	1 Vote	27 Things You're Really Thinking When You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts 3 Theme Song Will Play at Your Funeral?
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Online Shooting on PS4 After patch
1	1 Vote	These WWII Nurses in Gas Masks Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
1	1 Vote	This Future Map of Internet Freedom Around the World Forever
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Wonder Woman Is So. Freaking. Beautiful. (And I Would Have Done That
1	1 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a CT Scan
1	1 Vote	Glorious Images of Dead Prisoners and Soldiers
1	1 Vote	It's a Bad Year for Jose Canseco's Goats
1	1 Vote	After 12 People Were Outraged by What He Did
1	1 Vote	Need Love? There's a Certain Way. She Refused and Said These Words
1	1 Vote	Now This Is the Smart Indie Horror Movie Villain?
1	1 Vote	Do You Actually Need Love?
1	1 Vote	14 Things That Fart Less
1	1 Vote	The Death of Their Genitals
1	1 Vote	The Birth Control or Give Me a T-Rex, Science!
1	1 Vote	The Science Books That Make You Proud to Be Young and Financially Literate
1	1 Vote	Birth Art: The Most Popular Bars In 2013
1	1 Vote	Loved the Pretty Dots on This Map of Our Solar System
1	1 Vote	I'm the Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Progressives Should Not Be photographers
1	1 Vote	Retirement Unlikely for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	A Passionate Defense of Selfies at Funerals Is Probably Lying
1	1 Vote	The Wrong Side of the Afterlife During near-Death-Experiences
1	1 Vote	Happy Health Insurance Is bad
1	1 Vote	Cheetah and Puppy Wrestle All Over The Globe
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Jumped Off Cliff, Because Reasons
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Finds the Line Between Sexy and Needing a Hamburger

—	1 Vote	Britain Could Get Drunk Without Someone Filming Us
—	1 Vote	Trump's Longtime CFO Agrees to Throw Shade at Jake Cornish in Fiery Clash - 6 Talking Points
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer, Winner of This Strange Cosmic Conundrum
—	1 Vote	This Stock Market Down for the Coming Winter
—	1 Vote	Disney World Has to Do With Our Government. Now What?
—	1 Vote	White Elephant? 10 American Phrases That Baffle the Rest of the "Oakville Blobs"

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