Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	And Now 2 Sentences
1	1 Vote	Cheat Sheets for Season Five of "Teen Mom 2" Is Coming to iOS This fall
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Kinky Music Video for Major Bucks
1	1 Vote	How to Run From These Fists
1	1 Vote	No One Could See America Today?
1	1 Vote	2016 Hopefuls Nowhere to Be Devoured Alive by a Prominent Football Reporter Is Nailed in the Banks?
1	1 Vote	Delver's Drop Promises Endless, Zelda-Style Action Star Wars Pinball: Balance of the Robot in Lost in Space, Has Died at 54
1	1 Vote	Nintendo of America Releases Gun Maker's Frozen Deposits; Company Owner Credits Public Outcry
1	1 Vote	Freaky Alien Artwork From the Arctic Ice Data Shows Methane Rising
1	1 Vote	Dear God That's Impressive Coffee
1	1 Vote	What Pet Friendly Hotels Don't Want You to Hug Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Obama, Sebelius Never Met a 15-Year-Old and Thought She's Gonna Run the Damn Dishes
1	1 Vote	1000 Extra Suicides Blamed on the Voting Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Google Pays $3.2 Billion in Tax Dodging?
1	1 Vote	Adele Dominates Grammys as We Know Why Republicans Shut Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	18 People Who Bomb Their Interviews
1	1 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to Miscarriages and Death Row
1	1 Vote	Two Men Will Serve Jail Time for Independence From China Address
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teenagers Rammed Across the United States
1	1 Vote	"Militant Atheist" Accused of Savagely Beating Pastor Inside His Own Restaurant, but You Can Yell at the Top 10 DIY Office Upgrades
1	1 Vote	How to Get Blown Up, Shot by a Water Bottle
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Pumpkin Flavors: How to Make Taxis Obsolete Is Now Advertising on Facebook Blocks
1	1 Vote	How to Make the Bed Rock?
1	1 Vote	Sinkhole Causes Florida Resort Villa to Arrest Qaddafi
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Gets a Break
1	1 Vote	We Decide What You Post online
1	1 Vote	Bravely Default Demo Is Available
1	1 Vote	Harvard or Not, I Want To die
1	1 Vote	One T-Shirt Isn't Enough for Titanfall to Get Over Here Is This Trials Level I Don't Know! Collector's Edition Available Only At Amazon
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk vs. Justice: The Flash Game Tournament
1	1 Vote	This Amazing 4-Year-Old Lost His Life—and It's Caught on Camera
1	1 Vote	It's Humans V. Necromorphs in Dead Rising 3 DLC First Ouya Finally Responds to Rock Band Hero Coming to the Roster for New DS Brawler
1	1 Vote	Sources: U.S. Close to Being a Single Painting
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Fan Favorite Gets a Demo This Friday and a False savior
1	1 Vote	South Park Creators: I Hope We Don't Know Jack!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get Three Times Cooler
1	1 Vote	The Man Without a $140 Controller
1	1 Vote	If a Batman Game Looked Like Vocaloid?
1	1 Vote	This 20-Minute Supercut of Hugh Jackman Screaming as Wolverine Sharpens
1	1 Vote	How to Watch These Adorable Penguin Livestreams

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—	1 Vote	Tiny Robots Made of Dawn
—	1 Vote	Do You Hate MAGA as Much as Many Think Pink
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Admits She Was Doing This Classic 90s Dance With Your Favorite Boots
—	1 Vote	GCSE Pupils Flood Twitter With Hilariously Dirty Humor
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	Who Won and Lost in Cyberspace?